“Get it? Cos I’d rather watch paint dry”
A local funny cunt by the name of Raymond has hit the highest pinnacle of humour.
During this morning’s macroeconomics lecture, the 1st year grad opened up a 4K resolution YouTube clip of white paint drying on the wall.
To ensure onlookers would experience the incredible joke, Mr. Zhu let out a deliberate yawn before going full screen.
“Hahaha” laughed the natural larrikin. “You see this?”
“It looks like Dulux off-White!”
As a few people turned their heads, Raymond began to explain the joke, just in case they didn’t get it.
“Get it? Cos I’d rather watch paint dry than hear this guy talk about widgets””
One mature age student Cameron Woods-Knox says he didn’t find the joke funny because he actually enjoys learning about efficient markets and Keysian economics and he seriously needs to graduate before 30.
“Can he not? I want everyone to focus on me when I ask my carefully thought out questions in the lecture”
Unfortunately for Cameron, he is in class mostly taken by 18 years olds who would rather paint dry.
More cheeky cunts to come.