Teo is a man’s man. He’s 6’2, athletic and doesn’t kiss and tell. However no amount of physical and mental strength stops Teo from subtle lip syncing Celine Deon’s ‘My Heart Will Go On’ at karaoke.
This rare glimpse of weakness was witnessed by local simp James Son, who has been expressfully screaming Backstreet Boys and Chris Brown with the rest of the girls at K.
“Who hurt him?” Worries James. “I’ve never seen him Sing anything but Migos or Kendrick Lamar, let alone sing along to a girl.
When confronted by our reporters Teo gave a cheeky smile and slapped them on the arm.
“Come on bro who hasn’t been touched by Celine? Titanic was a great film, respect to those who perished God rest their souls,” says the wholesome alpha.
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Teo was later seen hooking up with the girl James was tuning all night. Like any good artist, James queues up Kayne West’s Gold Digger and takes his frustrations out on the mic.