A local Asian has today taken her first steps to becoming a Basic White Girl.
What started as an attempt to fix her lack of self-initiative, Josie Chau (24) signed up to one of Australia’s most premium fitness memberships: Virgin Active.
Before she knew it, the Brisbane-based account soon found herself in transition.
“Yes my lovely” said Josie as she okayed the Virgin receptionist to direct debit $80 from her bank account on a weekly basis.
Getting her first taste of self-justified excessive spending, all in the name of living her best life, it was only natural that Josie would begin to speak like a rich private schooler who goes on annual Eurotrips.
“Did you say there were three types of Pilates to choose from? Umm, mood?”
Shortly after her first Pilates class, Josie told friends that she was going to make an annual summer Eurotrip a reality, much like her Virgin Active Membership.
“I’ll probably go Mykonos this June”
“Thinking of starting a travel blog too”
But to get there she’ll need to get a job that lets her travel mid year, her friends quickly pointed out.
“So I’ll probably switch to media or advertising. Something that doesn’t t pay that well, but let’s me pin my location to my insta profile”
“SYD / London”
Introducing our first ever merch:
More on this story to come.