Asian Grandma Arrested After Hunting Australian Ibis For Fried Rice | The Yap Native
Asian Grandma Arrested After Hunting Australian Ibis For Fried Rice

Asian Grandma Arrested After Hunting Australian Ibis For Fried Rice

NOT THE BIN CHICKEN!

An Asian grandmother has been arrested after attempting to spear an Ibis in Sydney’s Hyde Park.

Kim Kyung Bang (79, Kimchi making OG) was spotted carving a spear from a large tree branch, and throwing biscuits to attract Ibis birds at approximately 11:18am.

Eye-witnesses confirmed they saw Grandma Kim attempting to slay the birds, after feeding them.

When people questioned her why and asked her to stop, she responded with “Fried Ibis very succulent, even better with fresh Kimchi-yaaaa”

“She might be old, but she threw that Javelin like she was Leonidas from Sparta 300”, eye-witness Robbie Ballino told The Native correspondent Jimmy Casino.

The Native accepted the investigative challenge, and located Grandma Kim at Strathfield sports club.

Jimmy respectfully gave Grandma Kim a Soju shot, before asking her why she did it.

When I get arrested, I tell police “all animal made by God, meant to be food. You people eat chickens feet in Yum Cha. Same bird, different feather”, Grandma Kim responded.

More spicy birds to come.

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