A 15 minute catchup of his WeChat feed this evening, has left Uncle Number Four with an impressive PHD in COVID-19 or coronavirus.
Lim Le Huynh’s (55) expertise in COVID-19 has become apparent from the 100 word text message that he’s forwarded onto his adult son and daughter.
“SERIOUS EXCELLENT ADVICE” it begins.
“Everyone should ensure your mouth & throat is moist, never dry”
The SERIOUS EXCELLENT ADVICE then implores his children to take a few sips of water every 15 minutes so that their stomach acid can kill any COVID-19 coronaviruses.
“If you don’t drink enough water the virus can enter your windpipes and into the LUNGS.”
“Very dangerous. Please send and share with your family”
Later when Mr Huynh’s children Andrew (25) and Shirley Hunyh (30) read the message, they followed the SERIOUS EXCELLENT ADVICE and passed it onto the WhatsApp group with the cousins.
“Hey cousins. Shirley and I got some seriously excellent advice from Dad” messages a smug Andrew. “Enjoy guys”
Not long after, it’s revealed that it’s not just Andrew and Shirley’s dad that has a PHD in COVID-19.
“Omg I got that same from my Mum”
“5th time I’ve got this SERIOUS EXCELLENT ADVICE. From 5 different relatives fml”
“Yeah lol, I got it from your Dad too Andrew”
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