As the State’s leaders prepare to gradually lift quarantine restrictions, Gurleen Kaur’s life goes on mostly unaffected. The 19 year old university student has not felt the impacts of a nationwide mandatory quarantine due to the fact that her parents rarely let her outside of the house in the first place. “Yeah it’s no big...
Author: Goannadeep Singh (Goannadeep Singh)
Persian Teenager Swears Dad Didn’t Buy Him Mercedes C63
A lavish black Mercedes C63 with red P-plates sticking outside the number plate “SXC PR5N” has been seen rolling around the neighbourhood the last few days. Inside the car with Gucci sunglasses, Farhad returns from another day at his part time job at his uncles real estate firm. The first year law student is a...
Persian Woman Swears Her Nose Is Real
“Tanya Hadid is looking kind of hot. Has she been working out?” The Persian sensation has caught the eye of her former high school classmates at the mini-reunion organised by her peers. However James, who sat across her in General Maths can’t shake the feeling that there’s a little more going on beneath the surface....
Quarantine Hobby Put On Hold After Running Into First Obstacle
After failing his first attempt to ferment his own kimchi, Sean Jeong (Korean, 27) has put his new-found hobby on pause for the time being. Being unemployed and stuck at home has given Sean time to explore his passions and ambitions. “You know what? I really love Kimchi!” He proclaims after a few seconds of...
LB Just Wants To Glute Tap The Boys At Oztag Again
When asked about what he misses the most about the outside world, Vin Tang (LB, 22) just wants to take the field for a game of oztag again. More than that, he’d do anything to give his teammates a manly yet bromantic glute tap for all the effort they put in week in week out....
Middle Manager Closes Compromising Tabs In Chrome Before Sharing Screen On Zoom Call
Tanya Kim (27, Former LG) is scrambling to sanitize her hands from Poteko chips and sanitize her non-work related work tabs before her Zoom call which starts in two minutes. Zoom Video Communications is a remote conferencing services company headquartered in San Jose, California. It provides a remote conferencing service that combines video conferencing, online...
Teenage Indian Couple Practices Social Distancing In Public To Avoid Being Spotted By Relatives
Local 18 year teenage couple Naveen and Rohit are doing their best to keep their young romance alive amongst the Covid-19 outbreak. However this is not why they’ve kept their social distance at a healthy range. “I can’t be spotted with Rohit when I’m out in public,” explains Naveen. “So we keep a 1.5 m...
Doomsday Indian Mum Panic Buys Turmeric Ahead Of Impending Self-Isolation
An Indian Mum has today raided her local Indian Spice Shop in the increasingly likely event of having to self isolate for two weeks. “Haldi cures everything!” She yells as she sweeps bags of turmeric into her trolley with her arm. Despite forgetting lock-down essentials such as soap, bottled water and batteries, this Mum has...
Indian Family Mixes It Up And Goes Out For Indian Food
It’s payday and tonight Mr Sandhu has decided to treat himself. More importantly he’s giving his beloved wife the night off from cooking and treat the kids to something special. “We’re going Masala Grill kids, get ready,” He announces to his family. Mrs Sandhu gets her favourite suit ready as her oldest son, Aman groans...