Keep it on the down low.
Author: Jenny Zhang (Jenny Zhang)
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Local Korean At Sushi Store Fooling Everyone
Kim Ye Jin, a Korean sushi worker in Sydney, says all it doesn't take much to disguise herself as Japanese to non-asian customers. Her disguise consists of taking a shower and going to work.
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Med Student Wastes Precious Seconds Interacting With Physio Pleb
“Can’t believe the peasant spoke in my presence, let alone asks if we can actually do a group project together.”
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Chung Hyeon – first asian man to reach the semi-finals. But is he really asian?
Chung Hyeon is part Maori, which explains his explosiveness on the court.
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Local Realestate Agent Kittyhouse28 Receives Dubious Property Requests On Saturday Night
A local group of misfits send Jenny Wang vaguely property related messages after a big night out.
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Local Asian Teen Unable To Eat Tide Pods Because His Family Doesn’t Use A Dishwasher
Josh Wu (13), is at high risk of not being cool because of his family’s disuse of the dishwasher.
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Timstar Is Everyone’s Mate, It Has Been Confirmed
A busy Friday night at Sanctuary hotel is made more lively by the sudden appearance of renowned Facebook personality.
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Schoolyard Fight Breaks Out Over The Last Chocolate Pocky
Word has since gotten around to the Year 10 rugby boys who are egging the two to fight it out for a fresh 10 pack.
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Highschool Asian Shunned for Challenging The Status Quo of Meat Pie Etiquette
The entire caucasian population of Yap Land Secondary College has been triggered after David Y (16) has cut the lid off his pie.
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Out Of Control Ski Lift Found To Be Made In China
It is reported they haggled down the price at Sydney’s Paddys markets by asking the vendor “is that your final price?