“I’ve never even liked that dish. What the fuck?”
Author: Jenny Zhang (Jenny Zhang)
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I Successfully Dabbled In A White Friendship Circle Once In My 20’s, Here How I Did It
And before you say ‘Jen, you’ve only ever had surface level friendships who probably don’t remember you as anyone other than the Asian chick who they don’t mind fetishising, then here’s what I have to say:
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How To Make Your Mum Happy On Mother’s Day If You Didn’t Graduate In Medicine
1. Anything with a gift receipt
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Man Considers Signing Up To Next Seasons Masterchef After Making Dan Hongs Prawn Toast
“Al dente" he whispers.
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Girlfriends Horoscope Says She Should Get Boba For The Third Time This Week
With the focus of the day being communication, Jenny lets her boyfriend know that she would like to get dessert after tonights El Jannah feast.
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Girl Who Can’t Cook Adds Hot Sauce To Everything
A local girl, self proclaimed to be ‘really good at eating chili’, can’t actually cook and substitutes the taste of her bland cooking by lathering chilli sauce on everything. Stella Zhu, 23, is most often seen frequenting Dainty Sichuan Hot Pot in Melbourne with her friends, where she rallies them to concocting lethal combination of...
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Nations Asian Grocery Store Owners Laugh At The Notion Of Contactless Payments
“No cash, no good. Not tax, very good. Understand?”
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Parents Try To Arrange Marriage for Daughter Over Zoom Call With Family Friends
TIME TO SETTLE DOWN LAH Helen Li (26, Medical Intern, Part time Insta Influencer) has been loving single life for 26 years. With a series of short relationships throughout school and university, Helen has never been in a long term relationship, stating that she’s “still waiting for a real man before I settle down”. Being...
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Girl Who Returned From Japan Reckons The WFH Conditions Are Just Better In The Tokyo Prefecture
“Sorry guys, I simply can’t dial in. Australia just is not very WFH friendly” she Slacks her team.