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Public Transport: Progressive White Girl Takes Subtle Step Away From Coronavirus Suspect
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Public Transport: Progressive White Girl Takes Subtle Step Away From Coronavirus Suspect

A day at work spent reading articles on the Coronavirus, from progressive news publications like The Guardian, has self-described progressive Ellen Delaney feeling extra informed on the state of public health. As she boards the train system this afternoon, the media professional (26) makes the subconscious decision to keep a safe distance from potential Coronavirus...

Report: Vietnamese Coffee Better Than Sex
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Report: Vietnamese Coffee Better Than Sex

A report by the Culinary Institute of South East Asia has found Vietnamese coffee to be more enjoyable than having sex. The variation of traditional western coffee, or Cà phê sữa đá, was found to unlock 3 times as much serotonin than sex and is a whopping 470% more addictive on a day to day...

High School Banana To Discover Joy Of Asian Friends At Uni
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High School Banana To Discover Joy Of Asian Friends At Uni

Jumping into first year architecture, long time banana Damian Chow has found himself around a surprisingly cool group of Asian friends. Shaped mostly by his high school upbringing, ‘Damo’, ‘yewed’ his way through his formative years as the loose Asian guy. But after 18 years of fronting his identity to hang with the white group,...

Local Weeb Comes Out From Hentai Dungeon To Grab Bowl Of Tonkotsu Ramen
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Local Weeb Comes Out From Hentai Dungeon To Grab Bowl Of Tonkotsu Ramen

After 2 days in ‘hentai hibernation’, local weeb, Trevor Ho, is hitting pause. The self described Japanese culture enthusiast, will come out from his lair and break bread at the counter of his favourite Ramen shop, Ramen King Chinatown. “Recharge des so I can consume more des!” Trevor yells at the counter.  “Tonnnnnnkatsu ramennnnnn!” The...

LG Rips Up Boyfriends Boarding Pass After He Refuses To Take Departures Photo With Her
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LG Rips Up Boyfriends Boarding Pass After He Refuses To Take Departures Photo With Her

Safe travels Local man Edward Wong (24) has today found himself back at the Jetstar check-in counter, just 5 minutes after checking in.  “Hi…Again. Could I get another boarding pass? Please?” The accountant, who refused to take a photo with his girlfriend at the Sydney Kingsford-Smith International Departures sign, soon found his Sydney -> Tokyo...

Girl With Resting Bitch Face Actually Just A Bitch
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Girl With Resting Bitch Face Actually Just A Bitch

Local woman Lauren Nguyen (23) had recently come to a conclusion: she has the face of a bitch. The Capricorn’s self discovery was seen coming to life on Facebook this evening when she scrolled across a meme about Resting Bitch Face (RBF). Lauren swiftly tagged her best friend with accompanying caption “omg, this is so...

Useless Cunt Overcooks The Waygu
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Useless Cunt Overcooks The Waygu

Local accounting student Thomas Lee (20) has tonight rendered himself as the useless cunt of the group. The Leo sealed his fate, after leaving the Wagyu beef to sizzle well done at this evenings Korean BBQ. “TGIF!” exhaled the useless cunt as he took his moment to soak in the atmosphere, whilst $50 of meat...