Local accounting student Thomas Lee (20) has tonight rendered himself as the useless cunt of the group. The Leo sealed his fate, after leaving the Wagyu beef to sizzle well done at this evenings Korean BBQ. “TGIF!” exhaled the useless cunt as he took his moment to soak in the atmosphere, whilst $50 of meat...
Author: Jenny Zhang (Jenny Zhang)
"I've got a personality for fucks sakes"
“We were such a good combo”
Keep it on the down low.
Kim Ye Jin, a Korean sushi worker in Sydney, says all it doesn't take much to disguise herself as Japanese to non-asian customers. Her disguise consists of taking a shower and going to work.
“Can’t believe the peasant spoke in my presence, let alone asks if we can actually do a group project together.”
Chung Hyeon is part Maori, which explains his explosiveness on the court.
A local group of misfits send Jenny Wang vaguely property related messages after a big night out.
Josh Wu (13), is at high risk of not being cool because of his family’s disuse of the dishwasher.
A busy Friday night at Sanctuary hotel is made more lively by the sudden appearance of renowned Facebook personality.