“Have you had pho in a plastic bowl? Sacrilegious”
Author: Jenny Zhang (Jenny Zhang)
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Girl Procrastinates by Building New House in Animal Crossing New Horizons
She’s also figured out how to get maximum Bells from Tom Nook, the Bells pimp of Animal Crossing.
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Coronavirus Keeps Otherwise Stale Dinner Conversation Alive
A dinner at Phillip Li’s household usually consists of his parents’ constant interrogation of his job and love life. ‘How is your job? What does your manager say about you?’ ‘Have you done your tax return yet? How much did you get?’ ‘Why you have no girlfriend yet? Mum’s friend’s daughter got married last year....
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SUBTLE ASIAN DATING: Cons, Can’t Meet Up Until Hopefully October, If This COVID-19 Thing Ends
Jenny can’t meet you until roughly October this year.
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Girl Returning From Japan Says The Sashimi Is Just Fresher At The Tsukiji Market
“It’s just fresher at Tsjukiji to be honest. You probably wouldn’t understand.”
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Girl Says She Is Already Used To Social Distancing Cos She Just Came Back From Japan
“It’s a distant society, but once you’re there you just adapt and keep to yourself”
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Asian Family Take Advantage of COVID19 and Go Out for Lobster Every Night
“How can we turn a very bitter melons situation, into a delicious dish?"
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Asian Begins Transition To Basic White Girl By Signing Up To Virgin Active
“Three types of pilates? Mood”
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Senior Account Manager at Big 4 Assures Tier 3 Client $15,000 Overspend Is Our Primary Concern
Local alpha dog and Senior Account Manager Brian Singh is having a yarn with his colleagues. “Yeah I had Jake on speaker phone while he complained about his $15,000 overspend on his account.” Explains Brian. “It was a good time to create my NRL fantasy team for the year, I can’t decide between Latrell or...