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Author: Jenny Zhang (Jenny Zhang)
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UNSW Professor Mysteriously Disappears After Suggesting They Give Semesters Another Go
UNSW Professor Mysteriously Disappears After Suggesting They Give Semesters Another Go
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Asian Female Relapses and Buys Her Third Gong Chat This Week
After her fifth Chatime in as little as 10 days last month, Ms Xi swore to herself she would not buy Gong Chafor a very long time. Yet somehow the syrupy treat has found itself into her hands once again.
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Marina Bay Sands Prepares For Drop Off In Wannabe Instagram Influencers This Summer
Instagrammers who are hoping to book a stay at the resort have not officially been denied, but their talent agencies have been told ‘try posting an old photo first’.
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Sriracha ‘Pre-Cum’ Ruins Lunchtime Creation
It appears Tobias Chan forgot to empty the watery residue.
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KBBQ Expert Adds Subtle Twist To End Of Soju Pour
“Hey Dennis, I noticed you added in bit off a twist at the end there. Why?”
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Bubble Tea Club Review
Do you love bubble tea but hate driving out to get it? Your alternative is paying a hefty delivery fee...until now.
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Gweilo Can’t Wait To Finally Order $18 Cha Siu At Yumcha Again
“It’s like a total party in my mouth guys. Get. On. This.”
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Tomato Egg for Dinner Triggers Ratatouille-Like Flashback For Grown Man
“I’ve never even liked that dish. What the fuck?”
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I Successfully Dabbled In A White Friendship Circle Once In My 20’s, Here How I Did It
And before you say ‘Jen, you’ve only ever had surface level friendships who probably don’t remember you as anyone other than the Asian chick who they don’t mind fetishising, then here’s what I have to say: