“I’ve never even liked that dish. What the fuck?”
Author: Jenny Zhang (Jenny Zhang)
And before you say ‘Jen, you’ve only ever had surface level friendships who probably don’t remember you as anyone other than the Asian chick who they don’t mind fetishising, then here’s what I have to say:
1. Anything with a gift receipt
“Melissa’s pretty good aye”
“Al dente" he whispers.
With the focus of the day being communication, Jenny lets her boyfriend know that she would like to get dessert after tonights El Jannah feast.
A local girl, self proclaimed to be ‘really good at eating chili’, can’t actually cook and substitutes the taste of her bland cooking by lathering chilli sauce on everything. Stella Zhu, 23, is most often seen frequenting Dainty Sichuan Hot Pot in Melbourne with her friends, where she rallies them to concocting lethal combination of...
“No cash, no good. Not tax, very good. Understand?”
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“Sorry guys, I simply can’t dial in. Australia just is not very WFH friendly” she Slacks her team.