“Sorry babe, I can’t see you tonight, feeling a bit of a sore throat” He texts his girlfriend.
Author: Jimmy Casino (Jimmy Casino)
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Parasite Director Bong Joon-Ho Retires After Winning Lifetime Supply of Kimchi
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White Friend Who Loves Asia Auditions For Chinese Dating Show ‘If You Are The One’
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Asian Grandma Arrested After Hunting Australian Ibis For Fried Rice
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Newlywed Asians Giving Hong Baos at CNY Consider Divorce Next Year
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