“He keeps me on my toes”.
Author: Jimmy Casino (Jimmy Casino)
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Anime Weebs Now Gangsters After Michael B Jordan and Coach Naruto Collab
“Having a Ninja headband was for nerds before, now it’s gangster”
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White Girl At Sikh Wedding Pretty Sure She’s The Only Woman Drinking
"It was everything she had pictured from her vague memory of Bend It Like Beckham."
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White Jock Reckons Chinese Girl Is ‘Hot For An Asian’
“You're hot for an Asian,” he screamed over the electronic dance music being played at one of Sydney's remaining few nightclubs. “Are you halfie or some shit?”
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Confucius Says: Definitely Buy That Bag of Rack Boys
Three quarters of his way through a bag of cocaine, Kelly feels a volcanic feeling of confidence and euphoria. Like the benefits of his newfound spiritualism have really birthed credible fruit. "Wow this Confucism is great. I feel better than ever!".
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Asian Girls Celebrating St. Patrick’s Day Accused Of Cultural Appropriation
A shocking scene erupted this afternoon as WA born Selina Tan was spotted celebrating St. Patrick's Day in Perth’s famous Dirty Nelly’s Irish Pub. The 26 year old Chinese shop assistant was spotted wearing a green top hat and a leprechaun t-shirt.
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2009 Zyzz Haircut Still in Fashion According to Indian Teenager
Since joining the gym two months prior, Rahul feels it's his turn to rock the side-fringe, spiked-top, half-mullet look as he enters the second semester of year 10.
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Study finds ‘Gaysians’ Under-Represented at Mardi Gras
A study by the Australian Bureau of Statistics (ABS) has found that an alarming number of gay Asians or ‘Gaysians’ are under-represented in Australia’s gay community. The research showed that the number of gay and lesbian groups in the minority Asian communities reflects that of the rest of the population.
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Indian Teenager Needs To Get Home Before Dad Kills Her
Aditi Kaur seriously needs to get home before her dad kills her. 18-year-old law student from Macquarie Uni has been partying with her friends since 8pm.