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Low Key Romantic To Let Missus Pop His Boba Lid On Valentines Day
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Low Key Romantic To Let Missus Pop His Boba Lid On Valentines Day

Brownie points Evan Huynh (22) prefers to keep his missus on her toes.  When it comes to affection, the Western Sydney Commerce student often keeps it light, never overdoing those compliments, hugs or kisses. But underneath the tough exterior, Evan can’t help but be a bit of a cute cunt.  Especially when it’s Cupid’s holiday. ...

Asian Grandma Arrested After Hunting Australian Ibis For Fried Rice
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Asian Grandma Arrested After Hunting Australian Ibis For Fried Rice

NOT THE BIN CHICKEN! An Asian grandmother has been arrested after attempting to spear an Ibis in Sydney’s Hyde Park. Kim Kyung Bang (79, Kimchi making OG) was spotted carving a spear from a large tree branch, and throwing biscuits to attract Ibis birds at approximately 11:18am. Eye-witnesses confirmed they saw Grandma Kim attempting to...

Sydney Dealer Swears $300 Bag Is Uncut
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Sydney Dealer Swears $300 Bag Is Uncut

A low-level dealer by the name of Johnson Pham swears by purity of his cocaine. For any doubters, he offers his personal guarantee: It’s straight from the rock. While most of his customers are happy with this answer and happy enough to forego $300 for a bag of cocaine cut with speed and pesticides, todays customer...

Newlywed Asians Giving Hong Baos at CNY Consider Divorce Next Year
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Newlywed Asians Giving Hong Baos at CNY Consider Divorce Next Year

KUNG HEI FAT CHOI Newlyweds ‘The Lees’ Allan and Livia Lee had recently tied the knot. “Ah, finally some financial breathing room!” exhaled Allan as they came back from their honeymoon last month. But woe unto them. It’s Chinese New Year and the fiscal spending has only just got started. To prepare red packets for...

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