“No. US dollar unstable.”
Author: Martin Liu (Martin Liu)
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Guy Working From Home Smashes 4 Games Of NBA Playoff Action Before COB
“Am I more productive with LAC vs DAL playing in the background?
Who knows”
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Young Asian ‘Kevin’ Considers His Career Options
Kevin Ho, 13 years of age, is at a very formative stage in his life. He is currently sitting with Mr. Dennis Chang, the school’s guidance counselor, in Mr Chang’s office. “So Kevin, your choices are pretty open now. You can be anyone you want to be. Bible study Kevin? Do you want to be...
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Man Lies To Girlfriend About Enjoying Korean Dramas
With one hand on his phone playing Candy Crush, Tony Rui, 25, tells an outright lie to his girlfriend. “Yeah I love Korean dramas babe. Let’s watch one.” His girlfriend Sharon, is simply ecstatic that she has a partner in crime to watch Korean dramas with. Few men can say they’re man enough to watch...
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Happy Socks Stay On As Investment Banker Works From Home
His current rotation of 15 different pairs including Vincent’s favourite Red Pineapple pattern, are reviewed every morning, before he picks the best fit that works in tandem with his MJ Bale Suit.
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Piano Tutor Immune From Coronavirus Apparently
Not off the hook Even though the novel coronavirus has forced the halt of many extra curricular activities like Saturday Soccer, for one surbuban teenaager, it’s business as usual. Edwina Quach (14) will continue to play piano. That’s because her piano tutor Karina is paid by Edwinas Mum. Edwina’s Mum is Asian, and has personally...
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Asian Relative Obtains PHD In COVID-19 After 15 Minute Browse Of WeChat
“Very dangerous. Please send and share with your family”
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Sydney Girl Returning From Japan Rolls Eyes As She Taps Opal Card
“Why can’t they just have something more modern, like the JR-pass?”
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Mate Who’s Shit At Basketball Picks Up Jiu-Jitsu
After 10 years of a struggling pick up basketball career, Phillip Mendez (Blacktown) has decided to hang up his Kevin Durant OKC jersey and don the gi as he makes a tactical transition into Jiu Jitsu. “It’s a game of Chess, but with the body.” Says the man who struggled setting up a simple basketball...