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Dedicated Intern Rocks Up To Work With Coronavirus
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Dedicated Intern Rocks Up To Work With Coronavirus

After recently travelling to China to explore her family roots, Jodie Wong (20) isn’t feeling great to be back at work. “I think I’ve got the flu” Jodie sniffles at her cubicle desk in the bullpen with 5 other goons. “Weren’t you in Wuhan?” her colleague Will Pan asks nervously. While Jodie did just come...

Indian Woman Relieved Guy From Arranged Marriage is Six Feet Tall
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Indian Woman Relieved Guy From Arranged Marriage is Six Feet Tall

25 year old Sanjeet is breathing a sigh of relief after seeing her recently met future husband is at least 6 feet it height. After serving tea in a traditional Indian suit on a Wednesday afternoon, Sanjeet had a chat to us on the side. “At this point I’ll take anything that’s over 6 foot...

Marketing Firm Hires Gossiping Indian & Asian Aunties To Track User Data
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Marketing Firm Hires Gossiping Indian & Asian Aunties To Track User Data

Marketing Firm Hires Indian & Asian Aunties To Track User Data “They know everything about everyone” As federal and state governments across the world crack down on privacy laws, marketing firms are under pressure to use innovative techniques to track user activity. One firm, ‘Awakened Third Eye Media Trade Group’ has made an innovative switch...

LinkedIn: “Come Find Your Future Role Under The Bamboo Ceiling”
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LinkedIn: “Come Find Your Future Role Under The Bamboo Ceiling”

REPORTING FROM SAN FRANCISCO, CA After a decade of collecting personal data from its 200 million+ user base, it appears LinkedIns  marketing team is nailing their true target market: Young Asian Professionals. The current signup page, seamlessly features three graduates of East Asian descent, over the age of 21, who probably work at the big...

Seatbelt Sign A Suggestion According to Elderly Indian Woman on Virgin Flight
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Seatbelt Sign A Suggestion According to Elderly Indian Woman on Virgin Flight

“Go sit back down PLEASE!” Yells Alisha, the Virgin Australia flight attendant. “The seatbelt sign is still on!” Looking up from his pre-downloaded Joe Rogan podcast, Goannadeep observes the short elderly Indian woman who departed from her middle of the plane seat.  Demonstrating Herculean determination, the 5”6 woman makes a b-line for the toilets struggling...

Report: Anglo-Indian Doesn’t Have An ‘Indian Name’
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Report: Anglo-Indian Doesn’t Have An ‘Indian Name’

“No, really! My name is Colin” Colin Chandra has once again had to reiterate his family’s Portuguese-Indian ancestry to his new work colleagues. “My parents are from Goa which was under Portuguese Colonial influence until the British came through” he tells colleagues at his new job. After repeating the same history lesson to people in...

Chatime Received Consulting From Grill’d CEO
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Chatime Received Consulting From Grill’d CEO

Makes sense but In a year marked by poor wage practices by the food industry, long time bubble tea franchise, Chatime, is the latest to bite the bullet. News outlets have reported underpayment of staff to an hourly rate as low as $7.59.  However, inside information obtained by The YAP Natives own founder Martin Liu,...