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Author: Martin Liu (Martin Liu)
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Alpha Male Shows Moment of Weakness and Mouths Along to ‘My Heart Will Go On’
Teo is a man’s man. He’s 6’2, athletic and doesn’t kiss and tell. However no amount of physical and mental strength stops Teo from subtle lip syncing Celine Deon’s ‘My Heart Will Go On’ at karaoke. This rare glimpse of weakness was witnessed by local simp James Son, who has been expressfully screaming Backstreet Boys...
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Malaysia Airlines Offers $100 Off Flights Connecting Via The Indian Ocean
“I’m gonna get a job in advertising. You know, like TV ads?”
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Student Skipping Class To Go U-Bar Cements Future Role At Call Centre
A 22 year old life enthusiast has today officially cemented his first grad role as a telemarketing salesman. It comes after, William Vu skipped Stats 101 for the 5th time this semester and the 15th time in his undergrad career. “I could go to the stats lecture for once so that I don’t delay my...
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Marketing Student Under The Illusion He’ll Be Sipping Whiskey With Don Draper
“I’m gonna get a job in advertising. You know, like TV ads?”
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Absolute Comedian YouTubes Paint Drying During Macroeconomics Lecture
“It looks like delux off-White!”
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Procrastinating Uni Student Out of Shows Resorts to Netflix Formula One Documentary
Joseph Tan is having a difficult time writing his 2000 word marketing plan for B2B but the 20 year old hasn’t let tonight go to waste. Instead of focusing on the Four Ps of marketing, Joey has become a Subject Matter Expert (SME) on Formula One Racing. “I’d love to see Williams return to their...
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Optimistic White Girl Brings Keep Cup To Boba Shop
“No!” Said the attendant Wei Peng Chao as Renee got ready for her Matcha Milk Tea. “Plastic only! No!”
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Group Assignment Bludger Exhibiting Excellent Upper Management Skills
Despite contributing no more than one paragraph in a 4,000 word essay, Commerce undergrad Conan Le has taken charge as the group leader.
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