An inner city Caucasian man was heard today at the local watering hole listing all the ways he was at the top of society’s food chain while discussing various social issues. The self-proclaimed progressive, Peter Cracker, seemed to be attempting to illustrate how much easier his life is compared to other social classes. But when...
“We also do money orders and bank cheque”
Vijay Singh has a had a bright start to his Grade Cricket Career with a cemented position in the second grade side with various appearances for first grade
“Don’t forget to claim your two free pairs” In the heart of Melbourne’s Monash university, there’s a certain buzz going around. It’s the collective excitement of the final year students in the optometry faculty, for they simply cannot wait to sell enough prescription sunglasses to hit sales targets when they begin work at a local...
Hills-Trash-Jesus-Loving-Fiddler-Going-Metro-Taking oxygen thieves.
Teo is a man’s man. He’s 6’2, athletic and doesn’t kiss and tell. However no amount of physical and mental strength stops Teo from subtle lip syncing Celine Deon’s ‘My Heart Will Go On’ at karaoke. This rare glimpse of weakness was witnessed by local simp James Son, who has been expressfully screaming Backstreet Boys...
“I’m gonna get a job in advertising. You know, like TV ads?”
A 22 year old life enthusiast has today officially cemented his first grad role as a telemarketing salesman. It comes after, William Vu skipped Stats 101 for the 5th time this semester and the 15th time in his undergrad career. “I could go to the stats lecture for once so that I don’t delay my...
“I’m gonna get a job in advertising. You know, like TV ads?”
