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Young Asian ‘Kevin’ Considers His Career Options
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Young Asian ‘Kevin’ Considers His Career Options

Kevin Ho, 13 years of age, is at a very formative stage in his life. He is currently sitting with Mr. Dennis Chang, the school’s guidance counselor, in Mr Chang’s office. “So Kevin, your choices are pretty open now. You can be anyone you want to be. Bible study Kevin? Do you want to be...

Man Lies To Girlfriend About Enjoying Korean Dramas
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Man Lies To Girlfriend About Enjoying Korean Dramas

With one hand on his phone playing Candy Crush, Tony Rui, 25, tells an outright lie to his girlfriend.  “Yeah I love Korean dramas babe. Let’s watch one.” His girlfriend Sharon, is simply ecstatic that she has a partner in crime to watch Korean dramas with. Few men can say they’re man enough to watch...

Piano Tutor Immune From Coronavirus Apparently
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Piano Tutor Immune From Coronavirus Apparently

Not off the hook Even though the novel coronavirus has forced the halt of many extra curricular activities like Saturday Soccer, for one surbuban teenaager, it’s business as usual. Edwina Quach (14) will continue to play piano.  That’s because her piano tutor Karina is paid by Edwinas Mum. Edwina’s Mum is Asian, and has personally...

Mate Who’s Shit At Basketball Picks Up Jiu-Jitsu
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Mate Who’s Shit At Basketball Picks Up Jiu-Jitsu

After 10 years of a struggling pick up basketball career, Phillip Mendez (Blacktown) has decided to hang up his Kevin Durant OKC jersey and don the gi as he makes a tactical transition into Jiu Jitsu.  “It’s a game of Chess, but with the body.” Says the man who struggled setting up a simple basketball...

Local Drug Dealer Enters Lucrative Underground TP Business
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Local Drug Dealer Enters Lucrative Underground TP Business

A local dealer known as the the TP DD recently invited us for an inside look to his shady, yet lucrative operation – counterfeit 4-ply toilet paper. “First we bought 2 ply off the dark web,” he starts. “Then we walk into Mcdonalds or Hungry Jacks, always in different locations to mix it up, and...

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