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Mate Who’s Shit At Basketball Picks Up Jiu-Jitsu
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Mate Who’s Shit At Basketball Picks Up Jiu-Jitsu

After 10 years of a struggling pick up basketball career, Phillip Mendez (Blacktown) has decided to hang up his Kevin Durant OKC jersey and don the gi as he makes a tactical transition into Jiu Jitsu.  “It’s a game of Chess, but with the body.” Says the man who struggled setting up a simple basketball...

Local Drug Dealer Enters Lucrative Underground TP Business
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Local Drug Dealer Enters Lucrative Underground TP Business

A local dealer known as the the TP DD recently invited us for an inside look to his shady, yet lucrative operation – counterfeit 4-ply toilet paper. “First we bought 2 ply off the dark web,” he starts. “Then we walk into Mcdonalds or Hungry Jacks, always in different locations to mix it up, and...

Chinese Restaurant Owner Doesn’t Give A Fuck About Your 1 Star Yelp Rating
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Chinese Restaurant Owner Doesn’t Give A Fuck About Your 1 Star Yelp Rating

Do you really think your 1 star review for this restaurant matters to the manager? This is a Chinese restaurant where the main demographic is surprise, Chinese people! Now I know what you’re thinking: “But Ignatious, what about when people Google ‘Chinese restaurants’ and yours comes up with bad reviews?” Listen up pal! The restaurant...

Accounting Undergrad Keeps MJ Bale Suit On for Night Class
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Accounting Undergrad Keeps MJ Bale Suit On for Night Class

Despite finishing work 3 hours earlier and living only 15 minutes from work and uni, Andrew has elected to keep his new MJ Bale suit on for his Accounting B class. The UTS underground finished his underpaid Cadetship at 5:30pm, went to the gym, had a nice dinner then changed back in to his suit...

Indian Girl Mistakes Bollywood Obsession For A Personality
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Indian Girl Mistakes Bollywood Obsession For A Personality

After scoring a rare match on Tinder, Goannadeep is all set up for his date with Ashy, a self confessed coffee and Bollywood enthusiast according to her Tinder profile. “Hmm no red flags so far,” he thinks to himself acting as they would stop him. However he hasn’t realised the gravity of the situation he’s...

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