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Chinese Restaurant Owner Doesn’t Give A Fuck About Your 1 Star Yelp Rating
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Chinese Restaurant Owner Doesn’t Give A Fuck About Your 1 Star Yelp Rating

Do you really think your 1 star review for this restaurant matters to the manager? This is a Chinese restaurant where the main demographic is surprise, Chinese people! Now I know what you’re thinking: “But Ignatious, what about when people Google ‘Chinese restaurants’ and yours comes up with bad reviews?” Listen up pal! The restaurant...

Accounting Undergrad Keeps MJ Bale Suit On for Night Class
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Accounting Undergrad Keeps MJ Bale Suit On for Night Class

Despite finishing work 3 hours earlier and living only 15 minutes from work and uni, Andrew has elected to keep his new MJ Bale suit on for his Accounting B class. The UTS underground finished his underpaid Cadetship at 5:30pm, went to the gym, had a nice dinner then changed back in to his suit...

Indian Girl Mistakes Bollywood Obsession For A Personality
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Indian Girl Mistakes Bollywood Obsession For A Personality

After scoring a rare match on Tinder, Goannadeep is all set up for his date with Ashy, a self confessed coffee and Bollywood enthusiast according to her Tinder profile. “Hmm no red flags so far,” he thinks to himself acting as they would stop him. However he hasn’t realised the gravity of the situation he’s...

UNSW Accepting Applications From Western Sydney To Cope With Loss Of Chinese International Students
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UNSW Accepting Applications From Western Sydney To Cope With Loss Of Chinese International Students

Following the ban of international travellers from China due to the Coronavirus, UNSW has taken drastic new measures to maintain enrolment numbers. After bashing the Chinese International Students cash cow for decades the recruiting staff is looking at a more distant (metaphorically) option. “We’ve heard rumours of a large number of immigrant children out west...

Gold Coast Girl Denied Japanese Cultural Experience During Ski Trip to Hakuba
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Gold Coast Girl Denied Japanese Cultural Experience During Ski Trip to Hakuba

Taylor’s first trip overseas has ended in disappointment after spending a week in Hakuba, Japan a.k.a. Winter Byron Bay The 19 year old skiing enthusiast had a disappointingly easy time adjusting after arriving in Hakuba due to the local population being the exact same as the country she left behind. “Bit shit aye!” She starts....

Mumtrepreneur Sends Face Masks Back Home Alongside Baby Powder
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Mumtrepreneur Sends Face Masks Back Home Alongside Baby Powder

While Sunnybank faithful Wei Wei Xhu (48) sent twenty tubs of Enfamil NeuroPro Ready to Feed Baby Formula back home last month, it appears this month will be her biggest yet. That’s because Wei Wei will be expanding her export efforts to a currently higher-in-demand product: Industry grade face masks. With the coronavirus reaching a...