REPORTING FROM SAN FRANCISCO, CA After a decade of collecting personal data from its 200 million+ user base, it appears LinkedIns marketing team is nailing their true target market: Young Asian Professionals. The current signup page, seamlessly features three graduates of East Asian descent, over the age of 21, who probably work at the big...
“Go sit back down PLEASE!” Yells Alisha, the Virgin Australia flight attendant. “The seatbelt sign is still on!” Looking up from his pre-downloaded Joe Rogan podcast, Goannadeep observes the short elderly Indian woman who departed from her middle of the plane seat. Demonstrating Herculean determination, the 5”6 woman makes a b-line for the toilets struggling...
“No, really! My name is Colin” Colin Chandra has once again had to reiterate his family’s Portuguese-Indian ancestry to his new work colleagues. “My parents are from Goa which was under Portuguese Colonial influence until the British came through” he tells colleagues at his new job. After repeating the same history lesson to people in...
Makes sense but In a year marked by poor wage practices by the food industry, long time bubble tea franchise, Chatime, is the latest to bite the bullet. News outlets have reported underpayment of staff to an hourly rate as low as $7.59. However, inside information obtained by The YAP Natives own founder Martin Liu,...
What the fuck? Mid-level investment banker Vincent Duong (26) is today facing an identity crisis. Despite earning a $150,000 per year salary on paper, when divided by the average of 200 hours he works per week, Vincent’s hourly wage comes to a paltry $15. “What the fuck?” said Duong as he scanned his colour-coded pivot...
An inner city Caucasian man was heard today at the local watering hole listing all the ways he was at the top of society’s food chain while discussing various social issues. The self-proclaimed progressive, Peter Cracker, seemed to be attempting to illustrate how much easier his life is compared to other social classes. But when...
“We also do money orders and bank cheque”
Vijay Singh has a had a bright start to his Grade Cricket Career with a cemented position in the second grade side with various appearances for first grade
“Don’t forget to claim your two free pairs” In the heart of Melbourne’s Monash university, there’s a certain buzz going around. It’s the collective excitement of the final year students in the optometry faculty, for they simply cannot wait to sell enough prescription sunglasses to hit sales targets when they begin work at a local...
Hills-Trash-Jesus-Loving-Fiddler-Going-Metro-Taking oxygen thieves.
