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Fair-Skinned Indian Guy Requires No Dating Skills Outside Of Not Looking Indian

Fair-Skinned Indian Guy Requires No Dating Skills Outside Of Not Looking Indian

Relatively pasty local Jay Atwal has never experienced the stigma Indian guys feel in the dating world. He believes it’s an excuse perpetuated by sexually frustrated Kumars with skin tones slightly more tanned than himself. However seemingly unbeknownst to him, Jay himself does not come off as your stereotypical Indian guy, giving him an aura of mystery.  To Jay, nothing is a sweeter sound than a female asking him what nationality he is, to which Jay replies with his favourite pick up line. “What do you think I am?” “Haha are you Colombian or something?” Asks White Girl Stef at...

Persian Teenager Swears Dad Didn’t Buy Him Mercedes C63

Persian Teenager Swears Dad Didn’t Buy Him Mercedes C63

A lavish black Mercedes C63 with red P-plates sticking outside the number plate “SXC PR5N” has been seen rolling around the neighbourhood the last few days. Inside the car with Gucci sunglasses, Farhad returns from another day at his part time job at his uncles real estate firm. The first year law student is a self proclaimed embodiment  of ‘Work hard, Play harder’ mentality that he developed listening to Gary Vee and reading the Perennial Seller by Ryan Holiday. “You like my ride habbibi?” He asks rhetorically. “I bought it outright cuz. I don’t waste time with loans and all...

Persian Woman Swears Her Nose Is Real

Persian Woman Swears Her Nose Is Real

“Tanya Hadid is looking kind of hot. Has she been working out?” The Persian sensation has caught the eye of her former high school classmates at the mini-reunion organised by her peers. However James, who sat across her in General Maths can’t shake the feeling that there’s a little more going on beneath the surface. “Was her nose always that straight?” He thinks to himself. “We used to call her ‘Parrot-Face’ because her face looked beaky.” James turns to Facebook to confirm his suspicions but it appears Tanya is already 2 steps ahead of him. Strangely enough she’s deleted any...

LB Just Wants To Glute Tap The Boys At Oztag Again

LB Just Wants To Glute Tap The Boys At Oztag Again

When asked about what he misses the most about the outside world, Vin Tang (LB, 22) just wants to take the field for a game of oztag again. More than that, he’d do anything to give his teammates a manly yet bromantic glute tap for all the effort they put in week in week out. A glute tap is a common way for adult males participating in team sports to show their appreciation for one another’s efforts on the field. It is an encouraging, non-sexual tap on the behind of teammates to say “Good work.” “At first I thought it...