While his girlfriend’s sudden obsession with food in the past 6 weeks had become tiring, one Sunnybank man has tonight found the silver lining.
The previous week had seen Vincent Chak and his girlfriend Anna Cho making Dan Hong’s Prawn toast. This past weekend it was Thai Fried Rice.
Earlier tonight, it was an evening session of Masterchef. With the theme being ‘cook something with crunch’, Anna was more than excited to see what Malaysian-Chinese twist Poh would pull off.
Vincent however, only had eyes for one dish: the ‘I can’t believe she’s 40’ year old Asian judge, Melissa Leong.
“Melissa’s pretty good aye” Vincent voiced aloud to no one as the judges began their tasting.
“What?” replied Anna as if she didn’t hear the comment or see the thirsty look on Vincents face.
“Oh … I was just saying that those crab claws look amazing babe, we should try to make them sometime…”
Not happy with the excuse, Melissa threw Vincent into the doghouse.
Now in the doghouse, Vincent turns to her, apologising that he didn’t mean it babe. With one eye on the tv watching Melissa Leong, Vincent comforts Anna. He finds he is able to comfort her better when he starts to think about the snack that is Melissa.
“Mmm Melissa” he moans as he massages Anna’s shoulders.
“What the fuck?”
An hour later Vincent, well and truly in the doghouse is eating the remnants of his dinner in front of his computer by himself. He might as watch something as he eats. He types in Melissa Leong into Google images and keeps eating. Next, he hops onto Whatsapp to get support from the boys.
Introducing our first ever merch:
“I’m just saying, I would defs take Melisa to Holy Basil”