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Girl Who Can’t Cook Adds Hot Sauce To Everything
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Girl Who Can’t Cook Adds Hot Sauce To Everything

A local girl, self proclaimed to be ‘really good at eating chili’, can’t actually cook and substitutes the taste of her bland cooking by lathering chilli sauce on everything. Stella Zhu, 23, is most often seen frequenting Dainty Sichuan Hot Pot in Melbourne with her friends, where she rallies them to concocting lethal combination of...

Quarantine Hobby Put On Hold After Running Into First Obstacle
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Quarantine Hobby Put On Hold After Running Into First Obstacle

After failing his first attempt to ferment his own kimchi, Sean Jeong (Korean, 27) has put his new-found hobby on pause for the time being. Being unemployed and stuck at home has given Sean time to explore his passions and ambitions. “You know what? I really love Kimchi!” He proclaims after a few seconds of...

Indian Family Mixes It Up And Goes Out For Indian Food
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Indian Family Mixes It Up And Goes Out For Indian Food

It’s payday and tonight Mr Sandhu has decided to treat himself. More importantly he’s giving his beloved wife the night off from cooking and treat the kids to something special. “We’re going Masala Grill kids, get ready,” He announces to his family. Mrs Sandhu gets her favourite suit ready as her oldest son, Aman groans...

Chinese Restaurant Owner Doesn’t Give A Fuck About Your 1 Star Yelp Rating
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Chinese Restaurant Owner Doesn’t Give A Fuck About Your 1 Star Yelp Rating

Do you really think your 1 star review for this restaurant matters to the manager? This is a Chinese restaurant where the main demographic is surprise, Chinese people! Now I know what you’re thinking: “But Ignatious, what about when people Google ‘Chinese restaurants’ and yours comes up with bad reviews?” Listen up pal! The restaurant...

Asian Grandma Arrested After Hunting Australian Ibis For Fried Rice
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Asian Grandma Arrested After Hunting Australian Ibis For Fried Rice

NOT THE BIN CHICKEN! An Asian grandmother has been arrested after attempting to spear an Ibis in Sydney’s Hyde Park. Kim Kyung Bang (79, Kimchi making OG) was spotted carving a spear from a large tree branch, and throwing biscuits to attract Ibis birds at approximately 11:18am. Eye-witnesses confirmed they saw Grandma Kim attempting to...

Local Disappointment With MBA Can’t Make Round Rotis
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Local Disappointment With MBA Can’t Make Round Rotis

26 year old young professional Karthika Kapoor (‘K.K’. to her friends, ‘Useless’ to her Mother) has been on the phone to her mum recently trying to nail the atta to water ratio and not burn her rotis.  The senior product manager has overseen hundreds of successful product launches but seemingly can’t figure out how to...

Sydney Dealer Swears $300 Bag Is Uncut
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Sydney Dealer Swears $300 Bag Is Uncut

A low-level dealer by the name of Johnson Pham swears by purity of his cocaine. For any doubters, he offers his personal guarantee: It’s straight from the rock. While most of his customers are happy with this answer and happy enough to forego $300 for a bag of cocaine cut with speed and pesticides, todays customer...

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