A shocking scene erupted this afternoon as WA born Selina Tan was spotted celebrating St. Patrick's Day in Perth’s famous Dirty Nelly’s Irish Pub. The 26 year old Chinese shop assistant was spotted wearing a green top hat and a leprechaun t-shirt.
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Study finds ‘Gaysians’ Under-Represented at Mardi Gras
A study by the Australian Bureau of Statistics (ABS) has found that an alarming number of gay Asians or ‘Gaysians’ are under-represented in Australia’s gay community. The research showed that the number of gay and lesbian groups in the minority Asian communities reflects that of the rest of the population.
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Indian Teenager Needs To Get Home Before Dad Kills Her
Aditi Kaur seriously needs to get home before her dad kills her. 18-year-old law student from Macquarie Uni has been partying with her friends since 8pm.
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Asian American Reaches Pinnacle Of Western Culture By Securing Coachella Ticket
Tiffany Liu has taken a step her rice-peddling ancestors could never dream of: fist-pumping to Beyonce alongside celebrities at this weekend’s Coachella Valley Music festival.
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LB Skips Friday Drinks To Perfect Shirtless Muzz For Midnight Mafia
Cameron Zhang informed his manager and colleagues at Macquarie Bank that he will be unable to join them for drinks tonight due to a ‘family dinner.’ The truth is that it's Midnight Mafia Eve and preparation is everything.
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Asians Actually Take Off Shoes So They Can Practice Shuffling
Since the dawn of mankind asian people have taken off their shoes before going into their houses. Through an intensive study conducted by the Anthropology Lab of Yapland, they found that the real reason was not to keep the house clean but to actually practice shuffling.
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Guy Gets Haircut No Other Guy Has
An asian male has chosen to go for a different hairstyle to everyone else. Eric Ho has always chosen to be original rather than follow social norms and do what everyone else is doing. “0 on the sides, faded, and 1 on the top” he says to his barber. (The barber is awfully quick with...
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Australia’s Festival Community Remembers We Have A Queen Today
With various patrons suffering from severe dopamine withdrawals amongst other things, they have thanked her royal majesty for creating a day that celebrates her existence.
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N Word Gets Thrown Around Without Hesitation At Karaoke
In an effort to shed light on the issue, The Native joined a regular participant last Saturday at an undisclosed Chinatown karaoke bar.
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Local Raver Will Take A Break From Trance To Go Listen Out
With the newly released line-up for Listen Out featuring industry heavyweights such as A$AP Rocky, Snakehips and Skepta, one local she-muzzer will trade the dark underworld of Vicks and peaks for some light hearted sunny vibes. While Cosmic Gate and Ferry Corsten really get Lisa Pham feeling alive, she is looking to try out new...