A low-level dealer by the name of Johnson Pham swears by purity of his cocaine. For any doubters, he offers his personal guarantee: It’s straight from the rock. While most of his customers are happy with this answer and happy enough to forego $300 for a bag of cocaine cut with speed and pesticides, todays customer...
My name is Vanessa Truong and I’m from Cabramatta. As the intern of The Yap Natives, I’ve been getting a lot of emails to the company Facebook page that go like this: “Hey to whom it concerns…What did the YAP Natives vote on the Triple J Top 100s” First of all, What the fuck is...
Local accounting student Thomas Lee (20) has tonight rendered himself as the useless cunt of the group. The Leo sealed his fate, after leaving the Wagyu beef to sizzle well done at this evenings Korean BBQ. “TGIF!” exhaled the useless cunt as he took his moment to soak in the atmosphere, whilst $50 of meat...
"It was everything she had pictured from her vague memory of Bend It Like Beckham."
“You're hot for an Asian,” he screamed over the electronic dance music being played at one of Sydney's remaining few nightclubs. “Are you halfie or some shit?”
Three quarters of his way through a bag of cocaine, Kelly feels a volcanic feeling of confidence and euphoria. Like the benefits of his newfound spiritualism have really birthed credible fruit. "Wow this Confucism is great. I feel better than ever!".
A shocking scene erupted this afternoon as WA born Selina Tan was spotted celebrating St. Patrick's Day in Perth’s famous Dirty Nelly’s Irish Pub. The 26 year old Chinese shop assistant was spotted wearing a green top hat and a leprechaun t-shirt.
Since joining the gym two months prior, Rahul feels it's his turn to rock the side-fringe, spiked-top, half-mullet look as he enters the second semester of year 10.
Aditi Kaur seriously needs to get home before her dad kills her. 18-year-old law student from Macquarie Uni has been partying with her friends since 8pm.
