"It was everything she had pictured from her vague memory of Bend It Like Beckham."
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White Jock Reckons Chinese Girl Is ‘Hot For An Asian’
“You're hot for an Asian,” he screamed over the electronic dance music being played at one of Sydney's remaining few nightclubs. “Are you halfie or some shit?”
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Confucius Says: Definitely Buy That Bag of Rack Boys
Three quarters of his way through a bag of cocaine, Kelly feels a volcanic feeling of confidence and euphoria. Like the benefits of his newfound spiritualism have really birthed credible fruit. "Wow this Confucism is great. I feel better than ever!".
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2009 Zyzz Haircut Still in Fashion According to Indian Teenager
Since joining the gym two months prior, Rahul feels it's his turn to rock the side-fringe, spiked-top, half-mullet look as he enters the second semester of year 10.
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Asian Girls Celebrating St. Patrick’s Day Accused Of Cultural Appropriation
A shocking scene erupted this afternoon as WA born Selina Tan was spotted celebrating St. Patrick's Day in Perth’s famous Dirty Nelly’s Irish Pub. The 26 year old Chinese shop assistant was spotted wearing a green top hat and a leprechaun t-shirt.
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Study finds ‘Gaysians’ Under-Represented at Mardi Gras
A study by the Australian Bureau of Statistics (ABS) has found that an alarming number of gay Asians or ‘Gaysians’ are under-represented in Australia’s gay community. The research showed that the number of gay and lesbian groups in the minority Asian communities reflects that of the rest of the population.
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Indian Teenager Needs To Get Home Before Dad Kills Her
Aditi Kaur seriously needs to get home before her dad kills her. 18-year-old law student from Macquarie Uni has been partying with her friends since 8pm.
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Asian American Reaches Pinnacle Of Western Culture By Securing Coachella Ticket
Tiffany Liu has taken a step her rice-peddling ancestors could never dream of: fist-pumping to Beyonce alongside celebrities at this weekend’s Coachella Valley Music festival.
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LB Skips Friday Drinks To Perfect Shirtless Muzz For Midnight Mafia
Cameron Zhang informed his manager and colleagues at Macquarie Bank that he will be unable to join them for drinks tonight due to a ‘family dinner.’ The truth is that it's Midnight Mafia Eve and preparation is everything.
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Asians Actually Take Off Shoes So They Can Practice Shuffling
Since the dawn of mankind asian people have taken off their shoes before going into their houses. Through an intensive study conducted by the Anthropology Lab of Yapland, they found that the real reason was not to keep the house clean but to actually practice shuffling.