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Opinion: What-Tha-Fuk Is A Triple J Top 100?
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Opinion: What-Tha-Fuk Is A Triple J Top 100?

My name is Vanessa Truong and I’m from Cabramatta. As the intern of The Yap Natives, I’ve been getting a lot of emails to the company Facebook page that go like this: “Hey to whom it concerns…What did the YAP Natives vote on the Triple J Top 100s” First of all, What the fuck is...

Useless Cunt Overcooks The Waygu
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Useless Cunt Overcooks The Waygu

Local accounting student Thomas Lee (20) has tonight rendered himself as the useless cunt of the group. The Leo sealed his fate, after leaving the Wagyu beef to sizzle well done at this evenings Korean BBQ. “TGIF!” exhaled the useless cunt as he took his moment to soak in the atmosphere, whilst $50 of meat...

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Confucius Says: Definitely Buy That Bag of Rack Boys

Three quarters of his way through a bag of cocaine, Kelly feels a volcanic feeling of confidence and euphoria. Like the benefits of his newfound spiritualism have really birthed credible fruit. "Wow this Confucism is great. I feel better than ever!".