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Sydney Dealer Swears $300 Bag Is Uncut
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Sydney Dealer Swears $300 Bag Is Uncut

A low-level dealer by the name of Johnson Pham swears by purity of his cocaine. For any doubters, he offers his personal guarantee: It’s straight from the rock. While most of his customers are happy with this answer and happy enough to forego $300 for a bag of cocaine cut with speed and pesticides, todays customer...

Opinion: What-Tha-Fuk Is A Triple J Top 100?
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Opinion: What-Tha-Fuk Is A Triple J Top 100?

My name is Vanessa Truong and I’m from Cabramatta. As the intern of The Yap Natives, I’ve been getting a lot of emails to the company Facebook page that go like this: “Hey to whom it concerns…What did the YAP Natives vote on the Triple J Top 100s” First of all, What the fuck is...

Useless Cunt Overcooks The Waygu
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Useless Cunt Overcooks The Waygu

Local accounting student Thomas Lee (20) has tonight rendered himself as the useless cunt of the group. The Leo sealed his fate, after leaving the Wagyu beef to sizzle well done at this evenings Korean BBQ. “TGIF!” exhaled the useless cunt as he took his moment to soak in the atmosphere, whilst $50 of meat...

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Confucius Says: Definitely Buy That Bag of Rack Boys

Three quarters of his way through a bag of cocaine, Kelly feels a volcanic feeling of confidence and euphoria. Like the benefits of his newfound spiritualism have really birthed credible fruit. "Wow this Confucism is great. I feel better than ever!".