"Biggest ceebs of my lyf.”
“Melbourne Gangas love Sydney guys, especially if you can muzz”
After testing out IP over at Midnight Mafia (2019) and Show Your True colours (2019), the Wellness Expert wrote down the following
During a 30 minute wait in line, Brian’s aggressively red-faced stare caught the eye of part-time security worker, Moey Dandan, despite being amongst a sea of tipsy white girls and boisterous guys from the North Shore.
As the 27-year old tobacco enthusiast finished off his creation with a light garnish of week-old coriander, it was time for financial compensation.
Step One: Plan Ahead You’re not the only startup in town. Just about every relevant workplace will be throwing a EOFY Party so get in touch with your dealer early. Grab a bag before they all get bagged up Step Two: The Warm Up Don’t be a povo cunt and get hammered off the light...
Lisa Tran (23, Sydney) considers herself a bit of Sesh Queen.