An inner city Caucasian man was heard today at the local watering hole listing all the ways he was at the top of society’s food chain while discussing various social issues. The self-proclaimed progressive, Peter Cracker, seemed to be attempting to illustrate how much easier his life is compared to other social classes. But when...
Vijay Singh has a had a bright start to his Grade Cricket Career with a cemented position in the second grade side with various appearances for first grade
“We were such a good combo”
“Having a Ninja headband was for nerds before, now it’s gangster”
Keep it on the down low.
Teo is a man’s man. He’s 6’2, athletic and doesn’t kiss and tell. However no amount of physical and mental strength stops Teo from subtle lip syncing Celine Deon’s ‘My Heart Will Go On’ at karaoke. This rare glimpse of weakness was witnessed by local simp James Son, who has been expressfully screaming Backstreet Boys...
Kim Ye Jin, a Korean sushi worker in Sydney, says all it doesn't take much to disguise herself as Japanese to non-asian customers. Her disguise consists of taking a shower and going to work.
“No!” Said the attendant Wei Peng Chao as Renee got ready for her Matcha Milk Tea. “Plastic only! No!”
“Sounds tasty but I think very easy to do”
Chung Hyeon is part Maori, which explains his explosiveness on the court.