A local group of misfits send Jenny Wang vaguely property related messages after a big night out.
Category: Culture
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White Girl At Sikh Wedding Pretty Sure She’s The Only Woman Drinking
"It was everything she had pictured from her vague memory of Bend It Like Beckham."
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Local Asian Teen Unable To Eat Tide Pods Because His Family Doesn’t Use A Dishwasher
Josh Wu (13), is at high risk of not being cool because of his family’s disuse of the dishwasher.
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Schoolyard Fight Breaks Out Over The Last Chocolate Pocky
Word has since gotten around to the Year 10 rugby boys who are egging the two to fight it out for a fresh 10 pack.
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Highschool Asian Shunned for Challenging The Status Quo of Meat Pie Etiquette
The entire caucasian population of Yap Land Secondary College has been triggered after David Y (16) has cut the lid off his pie.
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Being Rescued At Bondi Beach On Checklist Of Asian Tourist
They have been told by relatives that it is not a quintessential Australian experience without being rescued by the lifeguards of Bondi beach.
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Asian Girls Celebrating St. Patrick’s Day Accused Of Cultural Appropriation
A shocking scene erupted this afternoon as WA born Selina Tan was spotted celebrating St. Patrick's Day in Perth’s famous Dirty Nelly’s Irish Pub. The 26 year old Chinese shop assistant was spotted wearing a green top hat and a leprechaun t-shirt.
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Asian Community Sues Optus For False Advertising On Lucky Plans
“We need to one up those faggots Telstra, lets target Chinese New Year.”
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Asa Akira To Audition For Timstar Wants A Wife
The first bird in which the Californian-based pioneer will attempt to kill, is capturing the heart of Sydney-based sex symbol Timstar.
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2009 Zyzz Haircut Still in Fashion According to Indian Teenager
Since joining the gym two months prior, Rahul feels it's his turn to rock the side-fringe, spiked-top, half-mullet look as he enters the second semester of year 10.