“Have you had pho in a plastic bowl? Sacrilegious”
“Sorry babe, I can’t see you tonight, feeling a bit of a sore throat” He texts his girlfriend.
She’s also figured out how to get maximum Bells from Tom Nook, the Bells pimp of Animal Crossing.
“If I cut out the annoying intro credits, that’s only 15 minutes per episode.”
“It’s just fresher at Tsjukiji to be honest. You probably wouldn’t understand.”
“It’s a distant society, but once you’re there you just adapt and keep to yourself”
“You can’t just cancel Chella"
“Did you guys hear? Anthony is starting an Oztag team."
"They must of been perfect for the farm."
An Indian Mum has today raided her local Indian Spice Shop in the increasingly likely event of having to self isolate for two weeks. “Haldi cures everything!” She yells as she sweeps bags of turmeric into her trolley with her arm. Despite forgetting lock-down essentials such as soap, bottled water and batteries, this Mum has...