“Have you had pho in a plastic bowl? Sacrilegious”
Category: Culture
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Confidence Waning As Fade Enters Fourth Week Of Quarantine
“Sorry babe, I can’t see you tonight, feeling a bit of a sore throat” He texts his girlfriend.
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Girl Procrastinates by Building New House in Animal Crossing New Horizons
She’s also figured out how to get maximum Bells from Tom Nook, the Bells pimp of Animal Crossing.
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Weeb Smashes All 924 One Piece Episodes In 2 Weeks Since COVID19 Shutdown
“If I cut out the annoying intro credits, that’s only 15 minutes per episode.”
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Girl Returning From Japan Says The Sashimi Is Just Fresher At The Tsukiji Market
“It’s just fresher at Tsjukiji to be honest. You probably wouldn’t understand.”
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Girl Says She Is Already Used To Social Distancing Cos She Just Came Back From Japan
“It’s a distant society, but once you’re there you just adapt and keep to yourself”
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“Let’s Start An Oztag Team” Says 20 Year Old Asian From Sydney
“Did you guys hear? Anthony is starting an Oztag team."
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Doomsday Indian Mum Panic Buys Turmeric Ahead Of Impending Self-Isolation
An Indian Mum has today raided her local Indian Spice Shop in the increasingly likely event of having to self isolate for two weeks. “Haldi cures everything!” She yells as she sweeps bags of turmeric into her trolley with her arm. Despite forgetting lock-down essentials such as soap, bottled water and batteries, this Mum has...