“Unlucky with that forward pass at the end too champ. I thought it was flat”
“Haha whaddaya mean I have to wash rice?”
Ryan West is on a date with Natalie Chau at a hole-in-the-wall Malaysian restaurant. Dating is nothing new to the otherwise charismatic Ryan, but tonight has him sweating… literally.
“Is this your son mèi mei?”
“Melbourne Gangas love Sydney guys, especially if you can muzz”
It’s a small price to pay for the mid level drug leader if he hopes to renew his sexual relationship with the Springvale-based makeup artist for another year.
Despite Pauline Hanson constantly telling us to ‘fight the invasion', a study conducted by the Australian Government Department of Home Affairs has found that Chinese families simply communicate at much higher decibels.
“Even if you do come out with the W, the stress has already ruined your day.”
Not getting the best service at your local Korean BBQ? It’s time to get some Korean mates.
Putting on his number seven Knicks Lin jersey, Andy elaborates further.