But much like her commitment to boys, her relationship status with Jesus is more of the casual variety admits the 21 year old Pisces.
Then, noticing a pineapple in Sally’s drink, he threw caution to the wind.
“You probably like durian too aye”
“Thank you for that Christopher, truly x”
“Not wholesome, a misogynist and has 3 total friends on Facebook”
“Don’t even talk about Tinder, I’m basically un-swipeable to any girl who doesn’t look like they just arrived in Melbourne from Beijing.”
A recent spike in toxic submissions on various uni love letter pages has seen student welfare become a serious issue.
“Shes discovered how fun frat boys can be”
Mum then flashed a second bill, raising the stakes for the jobless Xbox enthusiast.
The 21 year old casual Vodafone sales rep and full-time fucboi revealed to The Native today, that getting a fresh fade every fortnight doesn’t really mean anything, without a special someone to share it with.
Technically speaking, Zoe’s Dad is third generation Irish and her Mum is Chinese.