Hills-Trash-Jesus-Loving-Fiddler-Going-Metro-Taking oxygen thieves.
At approximately 10:48 pm tonight, fringe member of a 10-person friend circle and local pinoy, Jarred Gonzalez, discovered the unused acoustic guitar behind a couch at said groups house party.
Watch out ladies. Rumour has it Navpreet recently discovered her promiscuity and ain't afraid to show it. Growing up in a conservative family, Navpreet hadn't explored her sexuality until she turned 23.
“Theresa is such a little thot”
“I’m just glad he wasn’t a drug dealer”.
Derek has been thrown a spanner in the works. An omen that can only mean one thing: when a girlfriend changes their hair colour without warning, you’re pretty much fucked.
“I actually hate myself” She said to the Anglo-Saxon cashier with a smile
A local drug dealer who refused to disclose his name has exercised his right to free speech today by calling in to Triple J to call out NSW Police for being “dog cunts.”
In a groundbreaking study by the Anthropology department of UNSW, scientists have discovered that Asian mates who have been given a nickname by white communities, are at the top of the Asian food chain.
Last night’s big dick energy (BDE) has all but been sapped