At approximately 10:48 pm tonight, fringe member of a 10-person friend circle and local pinoy, Jarred Gonzalez, discovered the unused acoustic guitar behind a couch at said groups house party.
Watch out ladies. Rumour has it Navpreet recently discovered her promiscuity and ain't afraid to show it. Growing up in a conservative family, Navpreet hadn't explored her sexuality until she turned 23.
“Theresa is such a little thot”
“I’m just glad he wasn’t a drug dealer”.
Derek has been thrown a spanner in the works. An omen that can only mean one thing: when a girlfriend changes their hair colour without warning, you’re pretty much fucked.
Last night’s big dick energy (BDE) has all but been sapped
“I actually hate myself” She said to the Anglo-Saxon cashier with a smile
A local drug dealer who refused to disclose his name has exercised his right to free speech today by calling in to Triple J to call out NSW Police for being “dog cunts.”
In a groundbreaking study by the Anthropology department of UNSW, scientists have discovered that Asian mates who have been given a nickname by white communities, are at the top of the Asian food chain.
"If I don’t make myself look like Charizards, then 200 likes nothing!"