At approximately 10:48 pm tonight, fringe member of a 10-person friend circle and local pinoy, Jarred Gonzalez, discovered the unused acoustic guitar behind a couch at said groups house party.
Category: Overheard
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Hide Your Boyfriend: Navpreet Bains Puts Out On The Second Date
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Hide Your Boyfriends: Mates Female Cousin Returning From Thailand Has A New Back Piece Tattoo
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Boyfriend Braces For Breakup After Girlfriend Dyes Hair Ombré
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Cabramatta Drug Dealer Calls Triple J To Call NSW Police Dog Cunts
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ABS Data Shows Asian Mate With White Nickname Top Of The Foodchain
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Insta Ganga’s Nose Isn’t As Pointy In Real Life
"If I don’t make myself look like Charizards, then 200 likes nothing!"