Derek has been thrown a spanner in the works. An omen that can only mean one thing: when a girlfriend changes their hair colour without warning, you’re pretty much fucked.
“I actually hate myself” She said to the Anglo-Saxon cashier with a smile
A local drug dealer who refused to disclose his name has exercised his right to free speech today by calling in to Triple J to call out NSW Police for being “dog cunts.”
In a groundbreaking study by the Anthropology department of UNSW, scientists have discovered that Asian mates who have been given a nickname by white communities, are at the top of the Asian food chain.
Last night’s big dick energy (BDE) has all but been sapped
"If I don’t make myself look like Charizards, then 200 likes nothing!"
“Cunt was beaming”.
As much as the 19 year old LV bag enthusiast loves an LB hitting her up via her ‘daphne.dw’ Instagram story, Ms Truong wants to keep her interactions with the opposite sex strictly on the Oztag field during school nights.
“It’s like I’m a whore”
“I’m just glad Capricorn season is over”