Derek has been thrown a spanner in the works. An omen that can only mean one thing: when a girlfriend changes their hair colour without warning, you’re pretty much fucked.
Category: Overheard
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Viet Girl With No Self-Respect Buys Roll’d For Third Time This Week
“I actually hate myself” She said to the Anglo-Saxon cashier with a smile
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Cabramatta Drug Dealer Calls Triple J To Call NSW Police Dog Cunts
A local drug dealer who refused to disclose his name has exercised his right to free speech today by calling in to Triple J to call out NSW Police for being “dog cunts.”
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ABS Data Shows Asian Mate With White Nickname Top Of The Foodchain
In a groundbreaking study by the Anthropology department of UNSW, scientists have discovered that Asian mates who have been given a nickname by white communities, are at the top of the Asian food chain.
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Three Semi-Talkative Friends Get Pho In the Morning
Last night’s big dick energy (BDE) has all but been sapped
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Insta Ganga’s Nose Isn’t As Pointy In Real Life
"If I don’t make myself look like Charizards, then 200 likes nothing!"
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Viet Fuck Girl Just Wants To Play Oztag
As much as the 19 year old LV bag enthusiast loves an LB hitting her up via her ‘daphne.dw’ Instagram story, Ms Truong wants to keep her interactions with the opposite sex strictly on the Oztag field during school nights.
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Western Sydney Scorpio Signs Off 2019 With “thank u, next”
“I’m just glad Capricorn season is over”