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Category: Success
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Optom Student Can’t Wait To Become Glorified Sunglasses Retailer
“Don’t forget to claim your two free pairs” In the heart of Melbourne’s Monash university, there’s a certain buzz going around. It’s the collective excitement of the final year students in the optometry faculty, for they simply cannot wait to sell enough prescription sunglasses to hit sales targets when they begin work at a local...
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Student Skipping Class To Go U-Bar Cements Future Role At Call Centre
A 22 year old life enthusiast has today officially cemented his first grad role as a telemarketing salesman. It comes after, William Vu skipped Stats 101 for the 5th time this semester and the 15th time in his undergrad career. “I could go to the stats lecture for once so that I don’t delay my...
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Marketing Student Under The Illusion He’ll Be Sipping Whiskey With Don Draper
“I’m gonna get a job in advertising. You know, like TV ads?”
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Absolute Comedian YouTubes Paint Drying During Macroeconomics Lecture
“It looks like delux off-White!”
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Procrastinating Uni Student Out of Shows Resorts to Netflix Formula One Documentary
Joseph Tan is having a difficult time writing his 2000 word marketing plan for B2B but the 20 year old hasn’t let tonight go to waste. Instead of focusing on the Four Ps of marketing, Joey has become a Subject Matter Expert (SME) on Formula One Racing. “I’d love to see Williams return to their...
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Med Student Wastes Precious Seconds Interacting With Physio Pleb
“Can’t believe the peasant spoke in my presence, let alone asks if we can actually do a group project together.”
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Group Assignment Bludger Exhibiting Excellent Upper Management Skills
Despite contributing no more than one paragraph in a 4,000 word essay, Commerce undergrad Conan Le has taken charge as the group leader.
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Local Realestate Agent Kittyhouse28 Receives Dubious Property Requests On Saturday Night
A local group of misfits send Jenny Wang vaguely property related messages after a big night out.
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PR Strategy To Promote Punjabi Man To Executive Starts Unexpected Trend In Big 4 Accounting Firms
What began as PR strategy to showcase diversity, the promotion of Australian-born Punjabi man Satwant Singh from Senior Manager to Chief Financial Officer at a big four accounting firm has started an unexpected trend in the corporate world.