Hahaha..haha..ha? Local ENFP, Sebastian Tobias Lew (27), has always thought of himself as a people person. Lew’s combination of self belief, empathy and ability to build rapport with strangers is what landed himself a job as an associate at one of Sydney’s top boutique management consulting firms. It’s also what’s just lost him a big...
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Korean Softboy At Work Sick Of Being Fetishised By Hannah From HR
"I've got a personality for fucks sakes"
Starting Law Grad Hopes Firm Will Have Its Own Harvey Specter But With Yellow Fever
If you ask Charlene Zhang what comes to mind when you say the words ‘Asian’ and ‘fettish’ she’ll tell you it’s a gross way white men reenforce societies current power structures. However, that doesn’t mean the 23 year old doesn’t have hopes and dreams. Specifically, dreams where she begins a secret romance with the lead...
University Exam Hall To Feature Eftpos Bribe Machine For International Students
“We also do money orders and bank cheque”
Optom Student Can’t Wait To Become Glorified Sunglasses Retailer
“Don’t forget to claim your two free pairs” In the heart of Melbourne’s Monash university, there’s a certain buzz going around. It’s the collective excitement of the final year students in the optometry faculty, for they simply cannot wait to sell enough prescription sunglasses to hit sales targets when they begin work at a local...
Student Skipping Class To Go U-Bar Cements Future Role At Call Centre
A 22 year old life enthusiast has today officially cemented his first grad role as a telemarketing salesman. It comes after, William Vu skipped Stats 101 for the 5th time this semester and the 15th time in his undergrad career. “I could go to the stats lecture for once so that I don’t delay my...
Marketing Student Under The Illusion He’ll Be Sipping Whiskey With Don Draper
“I’m gonna get a job in advertising. You know, like TV ads?”
Absolute Comedian YouTubes Paint Drying During Macroeconomics Lecture
“It looks like delux off-White!”
Procrastinating Uni Student Out of Shows Resorts to Netflix Formula One Documentary
Joseph Tan is having a difficult time writing his 2000 word marketing plan for B2B but the 20 year old hasn’t let tonight go to waste. Instead of focusing on the Four Ps of marketing, Joey has become a Subject Matter Expert (SME) on Formula One Racing. “I’d love to see Williams return to their...
Med Student Wastes Precious Seconds Interacting With Physio Pleb
“Can’t believe the peasant spoke in my presence, let alone asks if we can actually do a group project together.”