A 22 year old life enthusiast has today officially cemented his first grad role as a telemarketing salesman. It comes after, William Vu skipped Stats 101 for the 5th time this semester and the 15th time in his undergrad career. “I could go to the stats lecture for once so that I don’t delay my...
“I’m gonna get a job in advertising. You know, like TV ads?”
“It looks like delux off-White!”
Joseph Tan is having a difficult time writing his 2000 word marketing plan for B2B but the 20 year old hasn’t let tonight go to waste. Instead of focusing on the Four Ps of marketing, Joey has become a Subject Matter Expert (SME) on Formula One Racing. “I’d love to see Williams return to their...
“Can’t believe the peasant spoke in my presence, let alone asks if we can actually do a group project together.”
Despite contributing no more than one paragraph in a 4,000 word essay, Commerce undergrad Conan Le has taken charge as the group leader.
A local group of misfits send Jenny Wang vaguely property related messages after a big night out.
What began as PR strategy to showcase diversity, the promotion of Australian-born Punjabi man Satwant Singh from Senior Manager to Chief Financial Officer at a big four accounting firm has started an unexpected trend in the corporate world.
Justin Trudeau’s trip to India is cut short as he finds out there is another minority group he must defend.
“We need to one up those faggots Telstra, lets target Chinese New Year.”