"The worst that can happen is that they say no"
Category: Success
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Young Asian ‘Kevin’ Considers His Career Options
Kevin Ho, 13 years of age, is at a very formative stage in his life. He is currently sitting with Mr. Dennis Chang, the school’s guidance counselor, in Mr Chang’s office. “So Kevin, your choices are pretty open now. You can be anyone you want to be. Bible study Kevin? Do you want to be...
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Happy Socks Stay On As Investment Banker Works From Home
His current rotation of 15 different pairs including Vincent’s favourite Red Pineapple pattern, are reviewed every morning, before he picks the best fit that works in tandem with his MJ Bale Suit.
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Nations Asian Grocery Store Owners Laugh At The Notion Of Contactless Payments
“No cash, no good. Not tax, very good. Understand?”
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Piano Tutor Immune From Coronavirus Apparently
Not off the hook Even though the novel coronavirus has forced the halt of many extra curricular activities like Saturday Soccer, for one surbuban teenaager, it’s business as usual. Edwina Quach (14) will continue to play piano. That’s because her piano tutor Karina is paid by Edwinas Mum. Edwina’s Mum is Asian, and has personally...
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Guy Who’s Working On Himself Takes Break And Plays COD For 12 Hours
The sheer opportunity to work on yourself in this COVID-19 time isn’t lost on Jeffrey Yang. Never has there been a time in history when one can nestle at home and spend time alone without any major social repercussions. Jeff wants to know what he’s doing in life, what career he wants to follow and...
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Corporate Graduate Fired During Probation After Reselling Company Toilet Paper
SUPPLY AND DEMAND BABY JP Morgan Private Equities graduate Jack Long has always been more interested in his developing skills to run his own business, rather than serving a master forever. However, his latest business venture has gotten Jack sacked, before passing probation. Mr. Long was first reported by office cleaners to have stolen 50...
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Accounting Undergrad Keeps MJ Bale Suit On for Night Class
Despite finishing work 3 hours earlier and living only 15 minutes from work and uni, Andrew has elected to keep his new MJ Bale suit on for his Accounting B class. The UTS underground finished his underpaid Cadetship at 5:30pm, went to the gym, had a nice dinner then changed back in to his suit...
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Parasite Director Bong Joon-Ho Retires After Winning Lifetime Supply of Kimchi
Parasite director Bong Joon-Ho has announced his retirement, shocking the film world and Korean fans around the globe. When The Native correspondent and Korean culture specialist Jenny Zhang questioned Bong why he would leave his craft at the top, he had the following response. “It’s true what they say, the better the Korean director, the...
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Senior Account Manager at Big 4 Assures Tier 3 Client $15,000 Overspend Is Our Primary Concern
Local alpha dog and Senior Account Manager Brian Singh is having a yarn with his colleagues. “Yeah I had Jake on speaker phone while he complained about his $15,000 overspend on his account.” Explains Brian. “It was a good time to create my NRL fantasy team for the year, I can’t decide between Latrell or...