Category: Success

“And now I’m all out of money.”

While Sunnybank faithful Wei Wei Xhu (48) sent twenty tubs of Enfamil NeuroPro Ready to Feed Baby Formula back home last month, it appears this month will be her biggest yet. That’s because Wei Wei will be expanding her export efforts to a currently higher-in-demand product: Industry grade face masks. With the coronavirus reaching a...

After recently travelling to China to explore her family roots, Jodie Wong (20) isn’t feeling great to be back at work. “I think I’ve got the flu” Jodie sniffles at her cubicle desk in the bullpen with 5 other goons. “Weren’t you in Wuhan?” her colleague Will Pan asks nervously. While Jodie did just come...

REPORTING FROM SAN FRANCISCO, CA After a decade of collecting personal data from its 200 million+ user base, it appears LinkedIns  marketing team is nailing their true target market: Young Asian Professionals. The current signup page, seamlessly features three graduates of East Asian descent, over the age of 21, who probably work at the big...

What the fuck? Mid-level investment banker Vincent Duong (26) is today facing an identity crisis. Despite earning a $150,000 per year salary on paper, when divided by the average of 200 hours he works per week, Vincent’s hourly wage comes to a paltry $15. “What the fuck?” said Duong as he scanned his colour-coded pivot...

Hahaha..haha..ha? Local ENFP, Sebastian Tobias Lew (27), has always thought of himself as a people person. Lew’s combination of self belief, empathy and ability to build rapport with strangers is what landed himself a job as an associate at one of Sydney’s top boutique management consulting firms. It’s also what’s just lost him a big...

"I've got a personality for fucks sakes"

If you ask Charlene Zhang what comes to mind when you say the words ‘Asian’ and ‘fettish’ she’ll tell you it’s a gross way white men reenforce societies current power structures. However, that doesn’t mean the 23 year old doesn’t have hopes and dreams. Specifically, dreams where she begins a secret romance with the lead...

“We also do money orders and bank cheque”

“Don’t forget to claim your two free pairs” In the heart of Melbourne’s Monash university, there’s a certain buzz going around. It’s the collective excitement of the final year students in the optometry faculty, for they simply cannot wait to sell enough prescription sunglasses to hit sales targets when they begin work at a local...