A young Asian student at Yapland Selective High School has made some noise amongst the teaching staff after making over $50 in cash selling his home-cooked thermos lunch to non-Asian friends. It’s believed Dennis Yiu (13) began the lucrative business operation after finally earning the responsibility of a thermos lunch, by entering his first year...
He’s had them on mute since Easter.
“Are you trying to catch cold?”
“Daniel...” he began. “Your long hours haven’t gone unnoticed”.
Marie Kondo is the Japanese Mary Poppins, appearing in families homes, cleaning everything and creating domestic bliss between family members. As a Japanese organisational author, Marie has written the bible on decluttering, coining her own method of organisation called the KonMari method. After watching Tidying up with Marie Kondo on Netflix, Lisa Pham (24) has...
“What the fuck Addison? Did you just spit on me?”
And it’s causing hysteria around the campus, with multiple reports of Wolf Of Wall Street like chants forming near the FINSOC tent since 10am.
“How am I ever going to internal transfer?”
Things hit breaking point when the two-time Ultimate Frisbee Champion and house captain announced on Facebook “Agriculture here I come lol. What’s everyone's 1st pref?”
But the young Casanova isn’t quite there yet, Nguyen tells TYN.