Jerry Fang (Taiwan) and Ding Xu (China), stare at each other awkwardly as decades of geopolitical tension is nonchalantly dismissed by the white guy.
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Priscilla Chan’s Parents Reiterate She Should’ve Married A Doctor Or Lawyer
As they see their son-in-law’s pale, sordid face splashed the media, they reiterate to their daughter to find a nice doctor or lawyer husband.
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Kim Jong Un Shuts Down Nuclear Testing To Focus On Other Love: K-Pop
North Korea’s production of an intercontinental ballistic missile has surpassed all expectations and produced a fear in the West that the warhead may escalate a dangerous global nuclear war. But in an unprecedented move for the rogue nation, Kim Jong Un has made an executive order to shutdown all nuclear production until further notice. State...
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Banking Royal Commission Finds Asians Don’t Know What A Financial Adviser Is
“What is that?” asks Dustin Tan, 22 “It’s something rich white people use when they have too much money”, his girlfriend Vivian explains. The banking royal commission has so far unearthed some sobering discoveries about the Australian banking system. AMP has been found to have fraudulently delayed payments to ASIC. CommSec has had an unfavourable...
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Millions Of Indian Workers Left Jobless After Oporto Declares Bankruptcy
It is a well known fact that Oporto’s and Red Rooster franchises strictly hire workers of an Indian or Pakistani descent only.
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Investment Banking Mate Hopes New Pair Of Patterned Socks Will Make Up For Empty Soul
All is not lost however. The 22 year old Junior Valuation Specialist has a trick up his sleeve: New patterned socks
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BREAKING: Jackie Chan To Get 10 Sex Scenes in Rush Hour 4
“Chinese men don’t need viagra, we’ve got deer antler, ging seng and snakes blood to go all night long.”
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Private School Student Falls To Bottom Of Food Chain After Enrolling At James Ann College
When it comes to school, Ping Zhao is used to being the big koi fish in a pond full of goldfish. However since his parents enrolled him in to James Ann College (JAC), he's not better than the tadpoles that hide in the crevasses of Asian backyards in Chatswood.
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Wong Fu Productions Mixes It Up And Makes Feature Film About Asians
"It’s something we’ve never done before”
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Australia’s Festival Community Remembers We Have A Queen Today
With various patrons suffering from severe dopamine withdrawals amongst other things, they have thanked her royal majesty for creating a day that celebrates her existence.