Jerry Fang (Taiwan) and Ding Xu (China), stare at each other awkwardly as decades of geopolitical tension is nonchalantly dismissed by the white guy.
As they see their son-in-law’s pale, sordid face splashed the media, they reiterate to their daughter to find a nice doctor or lawyer husband.
North Korea’s production of an intercontinental ballistic missile has surpassed all expectations and produced a fear in the West that the warhead may escalate a dangerous global nuclear war. But in an unprecedented move for the rogue nation, Kim Jong Un has made an executive order to shutdown all nuclear production until further notice. State...
“What is that?” asks Dustin Tan, 22 “It’s something rich white people use when they have too much money”, his girlfriend Vivian explains. The banking royal commission has so far unearthed some sobering discoveries about the Australian banking system. AMP has been found to have fraudulently delayed payments to ASIC. CommSec has had an unfavourable...
It is a well known fact that Oporto’s and Red Rooster franchises strictly hire workers of an Indian or Pakistani descent only.
All is not lost however. The 22 year old Junior Valuation Specialist has a trick up his sleeve: New patterned socks
“Chinese men don’t need viagra, we’ve got deer antler, ging seng and snakes blood to go all night long.”
When it comes to school, Ping Zhao is used to being the big koi fish in a pond full of goldfish. However since his parents enrolled him in to James Ann College (JAC), he's not better than the tadpoles that hide in the crevasses of Asian backyards in Chatswood.
"It’s something we’ve never done before”
With various patrons suffering from severe dopamine withdrawals amongst other things, they have thanked her royal majesty for creating a day that celebrates her existence.