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Category: Success
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Procrastinating Uni Student Out of Shows Resorts to Netflix Formula One Documentary
Joseph Tan is having a difficult time writing his 2000 word marketing plan for B2B but the 20 year old hasn’t let tonight go to waste. Instead of focusing on the Four Ps of marketing, Joey has become a Subject Matter Expert (SME) on Formula One Racing. “I’d love to see Williams return to their...
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Med Student Wastes Precious Seconds Interacting With Physio Pleb
“Can’t believe the peasant spoke in my presence, let alone asks if we can actually do a group project together.”
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Group Assignment Bludger Exhibiting Excellent Upper Management Skills
Despite contributing no more than one paragraph in a 4,000 word essay, Commerce undergrad Conan Le has taken charge as the group leader.
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Local Realestate Agent Kittyhouse28 Receives Dubious Property Requests On Saturday Night
A local group of misfits send Jenny Wang vaguely property related messages after a big night out.
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PR Strategy To Promote Punjabi Man To Executive Starts Unexpected Trend In Big 4 Accounting Firms
What began as PR strategy to showcase diversity, the promotion of Australian-born Punjabi man Satwant Singh from Senior Manager to Chief Financial Officer at a big four accounting firm has started an unexpected trend in the corporate world.
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Justin Trudeau Finds Another Minority Group To Defend
Justin Trudeau’s trip to India is cut short as he finds out there is another minority group he must defend.
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Asian Community Sues Optus For False Advertising On Lucky Plans
“We need to one up those faggots Telstra, lets target Chinese New Year.”
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Casual Comment By White Guy That Taiwan and China “Are The Same Thing” Makes Things Awkward
Jerry Fang (Taiwan) and Ding Xu (China), stare at each other awkwardly as decades of geopolitical tension is nonchalantly dismissed by the white guy.
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Priscilla Chan’s Parents Reiterate She Should’ve Married A Doctor Or Lawyer
As they see their son-in-law’s pale, sordid face splashed the media, they reiterate to their daughter to find a nice doctor or lawyer husband.