Despite contributing no more than one paragraph in a 4,000 word essay, Commerce undergrad Conan Le has taken charge as the group leader.
Category: Success
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Local Realestate Agent Kittyhouse28 Receives Dubious Property Requests On Saturday Night
A local group of misfits send Jenny Wang vaguely property related messages after a big night out.
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PR Strategy To Promote Punjabi Man To Executive Starts Unexpected Trend In Big 4 Accounting Firms
What began as PR strategy to showcase diversity, the promotion of Australian-born Punjabi man Satwant Singh from Senior Manager to Chief Financial Officer at a big four accounting firm has started an unexpected trend in the corporate world.
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Justin Trudeau Finds Another Minority Group To Defend
Justin Trudeau’s trip to India is cut short as he finds out there is another minority group he must defend.
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Asian Community Sues Optus For False Advertising On Lucky Plans
“We need to one up those faggots Telstra, lets target Chinese New Year.”
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Casual Comment By White Guy That Taiwan and China “Are The Same Thing” Makes Things Awkward
Jerry Fang (Taiwan) and Ding Xu (China), stare at each other awkwardly as decades of geopolitical tension is nonchalantly dismissed by the white guy.
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Priscilla Chan’s Parents Reiterate She Should’ve Married A Doctor Or Lawyer
As they see their son-in-law’s pale, sordid face splashed the media, they reiterate to their daughter to find a nice doctor or lawyer husband.
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Kim Jong Un Shuts Down Nuclear Testing To Focus On Other Love: K-Pop
North Korea’s production of an intercontinental ballistic missile has surpassed all expectations and produced a fear in the West that the warhead may escalate a dangerous global nuclear war. But in an unprecedented move for the rogue nation, Kim Jong Un has made an executive order to shutdown all nuclear production until further notice. State...
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Banking Royal Commission Finds Asians Don’t Know What A Financial Adviser Is
“What is that?” asks Dustin Tan, 22 “It’s something rich white people use when they have too much money”, his girlfriend Vivian explains. The banking royal commission has so far unearthed some sobering discoveries about the Australian banking system. AMP has been found to have fraudulently delayed payments to ASIC. CommSec has had an unfavourable...
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Millions Of Indian Workers Left Jobless After Oporto Declares Bankruptcy
It is a well known fact that Oporto’s and Red Rooster franchises strictly hire workers of an Indian or Pakistani descent only.