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Conference Finals Baby!!

“This is just like the movie. I’ve never seen so many different coloured turbans.”

Relatively pasty local Jay Atwal has never experienced the stigma Indian guys feel in the dating world. He believes it’s an excuse perpetuated by sexually frustrated Kumars with skin tones slightly more tanned than himself. However seemingly unbeknownst to him, Jay himself does not come off as your stereotypical Indian guy, giving him an aura...

A lavish black Mercedes C63 with red P-plates sticking outside the number plate “SXC PR5N” has been seen rolling around the neighbourhood the last few days. Inside the car with Gucci sunglasses, Farhad returns from another day at his part time job at his uncles real estate firm. The first year law student is a...

“Tanya Hadid is looking kind of hot. Has she been working out?” The Persian sensation has caught the eye of her former high school classmates at the mini-reunion organised by her peers. However James, who sat across her in General Maths can’t shake the feeling that there’s a little more going on beneath the surface....

When asked about what he misses the most about the outside world, Vin Tang (LB, 22) just wants to take the field for a game of oztag again. More than that, he’d do anything to give his teammates a manly yet bromantic glute tap for all the effort they put in week in week out....

Local 18 year teenage couple Naveen and Rohit are doing their best to keep their young romance alive amongst the Covid-19 outbreak. However this is not why they’ve kept their social distance at a healthy range. “I can’t be spotted with Rohit when I’m out in public,” explains Naveen. “So we keep a 1.5 m...

Unbeknownst to his inner circle, Mike Singh is a romantic at heart. How romantic? Veer Zaara romantic. Turning on private mode on Spotify, Mike turns on his private playlist, featuring classic Bollywood songs from classic movies such as Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Gham, Kal Ho Naa Ho, Main Hoon Na and many other classics from his...

Following the ban of international travellers from China due to the Coronavirus, UNSW has taken drastic new measures to maintain enrolment numbers. After bashing the Chinese International Students cash cow for decades the recruiting staff is looking at a more distant (metaphorically) option. “We’ve heard rumours of a large number of immigrant children out west...