Do you really think your 1 star review for this restaurant matters to the manager? This is a Chinese restaurant where the main demographic is surprise, Chinese people!
Now I know what you’re thinking:
“But Ignatious, what about when people Google ‘Chinese restaurants’ and yours comes up with bad reviews?”
Listen up pal! The restaurant gets by from Asian word of mouth. Asian parents don’t know what Yelp is, they worry about cost and abundance. You want to pay $15 for Sweet and Sour Pork? Go to Mr. Wong’s!
So don’t come bitching to me about how your waitress threw plates at you. Or how the the girl at the register was only 9 years old and that goes against child labour laws.
“Look, you don’t know what it’s like – We’re the one out there every day putting our ass on the line. And I’m not out of order. You’re out of order. The whole freakin’ system is out of order. You want the truth? You want the truth? You can’t HANDLE the truth. ‘Cause when you reach over and put your hand into a pile of goo that was your best friend’s face, you’ll know what to do.”
“Forget it, Marge, it’s Chinatown.”