6TH TIME’S A CHARM
Timothy Liu has always been a steady guy, never venturing too far out of his comfort zone. Literally speaking of course, he’s 29 and still living at home.
Timothy has been going out with his girlfriend Vivienne for 6 years, and each year he’s bought her a Pandora charm to celebrate their steady/boring relationship.
“You know what? This year she’ll get a turquoise coloured monkey charm for her bracelet.
That will keep her guessing, hehe” Timothy smirks as he pats himself on the back.
Come Valentines day, Vivienne unwraps the gift excitingly, audibly short of breath as her expectations are sky high.
She unwraps the box, only to find the little turquoise monkey standing inside.
“What the fuck is this? Another Pandora charm?!” Vivienne snaps at Timothy
“NO WONDER you still live at home, you MAN-CHILD” Vivienne shouts with tears welling up in her eyes.
“How dare YOU!” Timothy barks back
“Why would I leave home? Meals are there when I get home, and washing is perfectly sorted on my bed. I save $3,1200 a month living at home!!”
“I thought you were going to propose” Vivienne cries as she hurls the turquoise monkey at Timothy’s face.
“It’s over, you need to grow the fuck up”
More spicy Valentines expectations to come.