Confucius Says: Definitely Buy That Bag of Rack Boys

Confucius Says: Definitely Buy That Bag of Rack Boys

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“Dude I’ve become really spiritual lately”

Confucianism has really become a guiding source for Kelly He. Realising he has become a little more indecisive lately, spirituality has become his antidote to navigating a world full of conflicting ideals.

The real issue is, Kelly’s main source of Confucius quotes come from his mate Jeff. Jeff, who recently dropped out of university and spends his days mining Xterra vehicles on PUBG.

“Dude should I should I chase Lisa? I’m already talking to Vivian.”

“Dude, Confucius says yes”

Three quarters of his way through a bag of cocaine, Kelly feels a volcanic feeling of confidence and euphoria. Like the benefits of his newfound spiritualism have really birthed credible fruit. “Wow this Confucism is great. I feel better than ever!”.

Strangely these feelings of confidence dissipate quickly, and oddly coincide with his bag of drugs emptying. But Kelly is not worried. When that time comes, he’ll turn to Confucius once again.

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