Filo Guy Could Escape The Friendzone After Realising He’s From Sydney And LG’s Can’t Say No To A Bump
Filo Guy Could Escape The Friendzone After Realising He’s From Sydney And LG’s Can’t Say No To A Bump

Filo Guy Could Escape The Friendzone After Realising He’s From Sydney And LG’s Can’t Say No To A Bump

Local photography enthusiast Marvin Gualberto has reportedly cracked the code.

A lifetime of orbiting his female friends might be coming to an end after the Blacktown local has realised two key things. 

One, he is from Sydney. Two, LG’s from Sydney will never say no to a sweet bump of Bolivian marching powder.

In the past, the closest thing Marvin has had to flirting is tagging his best friend Dianna Kim in memes on Subtle Asian Dating, only to get a silent like or a ‘I don’t get it?’ comment back.

Now Marvin signals at Dianna while they are at Karaoke and they head to the disabled bathroom for a quick slug.

“This is way better” says Marvin with a blocked nose. “Now Dianna hits tags ME in memes.’

‘Hold on’ 

While things may be on the up, make no mistake that Marv is still in the FZ, says Dianna.

“Let’s not get it twisted, I’m just using him for his coke” 

When asked the same question by Martin, Dianna offers a slight variation.

“Of course I’m not using you for your coke babe” 

*ruffles hair and kisses Mavins cheek

“You’re so silly, can I have another bump?”

 

Introducing our first ever merch:

The LB x LG Tee

 

More spice to come.

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