After her fifth Gong Cha in as little as 10 days last month, Ms Xi swore to herself she would not buy Gon Cha for a very long time. Yet somehow the syrupy treat has found itself into her hands once again.
Jenny Xi’s third purchase this week is this time justified by her April 30th horoscope which has Pallas entering Aquarius. With the focus of the day being communication, Jenny lets her boyfriend know that she would like to get dessert after tonights El Jannah feast.
“Lets get Gong Cha babe”
“But this would be your third time this week” replies Andrew.
“That stars said you might say that. But guess what?
“They also told me I should take in your advice slowly, so in the meantime I’m telling you that I want a Brown Sugar Milk Tea with Pearls.”
Jenny then brings up the Horoscope app for extra proof that Pallas is indeed entering Aquarius and adds in the sweetener that she didn’t’ want to use unless she had to:
“It’s also National Bubble Tea Day babe”
Andrew, who doesn’t give a fuck about either, realises that maybe he can play COD with the boys this weekend if he just gets some damn Gong Cha.
He opens Door Dash. He orders a large. He even reaches for extra brownie points.
“Happy national bubble tea day. And Happy Pallas and Aquarius babe”
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