Meeting your friend’s mum is often a daunting task. Will I make a good impression? Will she like me? However its made so much harder when you’ve spent the past two years saying obscene things about her to your friend online.
This is the predicament Jono, 22, finds himself in as he shakes hands with Daniel’s mum. His mind flashes back to the counter-strike online lobby room last night.
“Your mum’s a milf dude” he tells Daniel and their group over Discord.
Jono continues on ahead, knowing this will get Daniel riled up and probably play worse.
“The things I’d do to her dude. I’d sit in your house and start becoming your dad dude”, he says, to the raucous applause and table-thumping of their friends. “I’d sit there in your kitchen and have her sit on my lap”.
“Nice to meet you Jono! Daniel’s told me so much about you”, Daniel’s mum says. Jono is rudely jolted back into reality.
Jono is locked eyes with the woman he called a MILF and said he’d bang twelve hours ago.
“Nice to meet you Mrs Lee…”, his voice trails off.
“Jono’s said so many nice things about you, mum!” says Daniel with a satisfied smirk on his face. “Yeah Jono, tell her all the nice things you’ve been saying about her!”
“Uhhh … its nothing …”
“Mum, Jono thinks you’re SO beautiful!”
Leaving the house sheepishly red-faced and ashamed, from that day forward Jono has never been heard saying a bad thing about anyone’s mum online. He even encourages other gamers to watch their words on the online forum.
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