Hide Your Boyfriends: LG Returning From Thailand Has A New Back Piece Tattoo
Hide Your Boyfriends: LG Returning From Thailand Has A New Back Piece Tattoo

On the way to fuck your boy

In case you missed it, Anna Truong’s younger and arguably hotter cousin Theresa Vu, is returning from Bangkok today.

Along with a serious case of wanderlust, some of the souvenirs she is taking back include a high end-makeup set, a new bikini for summer and a freshly-inked back-piece tattoo.

All of this is captured by the 21 year-olds latest Instagram candid: Her sun-kissed frame, subtly finished with a 16-hour coat of coloured realism.

“OTW to FYB” reads the caption. (“On the way to f*** your b***”)

To a man’s senses, it’s the perfect trident of temptation. But while the euphemism popularised by the late Tupac Shakur is mostly harmless, to Anna and her girl gang, it’s a direct threat to the fidelity of their long-term relationships with their respective boyfriends, that is.

“Theresa is such a little thot,” says best friend Jen Phan over brunch. “Whaddayamean you’re on the way?”

It’s soon discovered that Jen’s boyfriend named ‘Kevin’, is also following Theresa.

“Awmy-gawd! Did Kevin just like her photo too?” Says the quiet-until-now Mariah Duong.

“Thot!”

“I’m gonna bash her,” exclaims Anna. “…wait”

With the threat now at large, various overpriced breakfast dishes and sangrias on way, it’s safe to say this light brunch with pals will smoothly transition to a ‘Thotresa’ Vu crisis meeting.

“What a fkn hoe”

More spice to come.

 

 

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