With no promising music concerts, no Listen Out and no 150bpm hardstyle raves available this Labour Day, Sydney siders have decided to plan accordingly.
Early numbers from The YAP Native’s DM’s indicate the majority of people are doing wholesome things like Road Trips, BBQ’s and hitting up the closest beach.
That’s most people.
For some degenerates like Marrickville’s Terrance Nguyen (26), he will be attending a rave, one way or another.
This means dragging his mates who failed to plan a road trip with their respective partners into the living room of his inner west rental between the hours of 11pm and 6am for a bit of a sesh.
With a few bottles of soju down, the next realistic thing to do is to put on a live Youtube set of a music festival, preferably Tomorrowland Weekend 1, EDC Day 3 or Transmission Prague.
As the lasers get pretty hectic, Terrance turns the lights off and pulls out the bag he carries with him for special occasions like this.
3 slugs down and Terrance also realises that he has some spare M caps, which would be perfect for a night like this.
It’s a real hit with the boys. It’s like they are really in Vegas for RL Grime fuark! How good is a home sesh! Let’s go EDC next year!
With set number 8 about to be experienced the group looks over at the time. It’s ket o’clock. That means it’s time to inhale horse tranquilizer.
It’s not known if the boys will escape the k-hole by 6am however it’s been confirmed that Yumcha with the missus at 11 will need to be cancelled.
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