Indian Girl Mistakes Bollywood Obsession For A Personality
Indian Girl Mistakes Bollywood Obsession For A Personality

Indian Girl Mistakes Bollywood Obsession For A Personality

After scoring a rare match on Tinder, Goannadeep is all set up for his date with Ashy, a self confessed coffee and Bollywood enthusiast according to her Tinder profile.

“Hmm no red flags so far,” he thinks to himself acting as they would stop him.

However he hasn’t realised the gravity of the situation he’s about to walk into.

The following is a detailed transcript of his conversation with Ashy outside of Frangos.

Goannadeep: Hey Ashy nice to meet you.

Ashy: OH MY GODDD Hey!!! It’s so nice to finally meet you in person.

Goannadeep: Haha yeah did you have a hard time getting over here?

Ashy: This is totally like when Rahul meets Anjali in Khabi Kushi Khabi Gham

Goannadeep: Ummm okay. So you’re really into Bollywood hey?

Ashy: Oh-Em-Gee I LOVE it!! Good Newwz is my favourite movie at the moment I’ve seen it like 5 times.

Goannadeep: Isn’t that movie like 2.5 hours? 

Ashy: And ‘Pati Patni Aur Woh’ is sooo funny!!

Goannadeep: Aah righto. I haven’t really seen anything since I was in high school.

Ashy: Are you serious?!? I HAVE to show you Dil Dhadakne Do. There’s this song ‘Gallan Goodiyaan’ which I did a dance to at my cousins wedding, everyone loved it oh my god I’ll show you.

Goannadeep: So what are you looking for in a relationship?

Ashy: I just want to be Zaara to my Veer and and have a HUUGE Bollywood wedding.

Goannadeep: *sighs*

Ashy: …

Goannadeep: So what do you do for work?

Ashy: I’m a lawyer.

Goannadeep: Oh that’s cool!

Ashy: Just like Sonam Kapoor in Veere Di Wedding

 

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Goannadeep: Oh for fucks sake!

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