Indian Teenager Gives Up On Cricket Dreams After Discovering White Girls

Indian Teenager Gives Up On Cricket Dreams After Discovering White Girls

Indian Teenager Gives Up On Cricket Dreams After Discovering White Girls

Indian Teenager Gives Up On Cricket Dreams After Discovering White Girls

Vijay Singh has a had a bright start to his Grade Cricket Career with a cemented position in the second grade side with various appearances for first grade. However he’s deciding to hang up the gloves and and put down his bat for his new-found passion: White Girls.

After celebrating his 19th birthday at Howard Smith Wharves, Vijay had a damning epiphany that would redirect his focus.

“HSV’s were sick!” he tells failed cricketing enthusiast Goannadeep Singh. 

“This one bird found out I open the bowling and bat at 6 and she was all over me.”

“This is way better than cricket”

While Vijay’s natural ability has brought him to the respectable ranks of first grade cricket, he understands to go all the way he must put in work, all of which he’s happy to forgo to get some vanilla. 

 

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“Who wants to spend all day drinking with 11 of your best mates, cricket is shit.” 

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