Insta Algo: Here’s Some More ABG’s You Fucking Animal
Insta Algo: Here’s Some More ABG’s You Fucking Animal

Insta Algo: Here’s Some More ABG’s You Fucking Animal

The newsfeed of popular social media app Instagram has tonight set yet another unsuspecting thirst trap.

Tonight’s victim is Kevin Chor from Canley, who after stalking a Vivian Phu from the area last week, was served with Stephanie Tran and Jenny Ngo in the days following.

Tonight the feed has taken the talent international. For starters, it’s a hot serving of Miss Catherin Lynn-Tran from Los Angeles in a revealing top.  A short scroll later offers Ivy Mae from Hawaii in a bikini and Candy Vu with the blonde hair from Toronto.

Kevin, who just ate dinner, is now having desert. 

“Yeah she’s pretty fashionable” he murmurs as he goes back to 2017 on one ABG’s profile.

“Let’s see what else she wears. Love a bit of Showpo. Fuck she’s fit too aye, let’s see what work outs she does. I love working out. Love Lulu Lemon”

The more Kevin engages with each ABG, the more the engineers over at Facebook Inc take note of that fact that Kevin is a naughty naughty boy.

Our source inside Facebook HQ told us that Kevin’s been put into a special bucket of horny cunts who should probably just cut the crap and watch some porn.

“We call this demographic the 18-30 year old Asian male with a mobile phone”

 

Introducing our first ever merch:

The LB x LG Tee

 

More on this story to come.

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