Local man Edward Wong (24) has today found himself back at the Jetstar check-in counter, just 5 minutes after checking in.
“Hi…Again. Could I get another boarding pass? Please?”
The accountant, who refused to take a photo with his girlfriend at the Sydney Kingsford-Smith International Departures sign, soon found his Sydney -> Tokyo ticket, shredded.
“Fee, were going to be late, fuck the photo”
Fumbling through her boyfriends bag and simultaneously tearing apart any paper she could feel, Felicy Deng (19) let Ed know how she felt.
“You never do anything romantic for me!” yelled the Aquirius. “You don’t love me!”
Despite being 30 minutes until boarding, and still needing to get through customs, Felicity had a more important need at the time – social validation.
Because when you think about it, if Felicity made her flight and flew to Tokyo today without posting a photo, then how would people know if she went?
At least not till she posted her first story in Tokyo yeah?
And how would Felicity know if people knew she flew to Tokyo if she didn’t get likes on the photo she never posted? Yeah?
While The YAP Native has a firm understanding of the logic above, it appears Edward, is still confused.
“I’ve seen maslow’s hierarchy of needs and shit”
“And I’m pretty sure the physiological need of making your flight trumps the need to get likes”
It’s been confirmed that the couple missed their flight after reassuring Edwards ticket. After paying a fee to be moved to the next flight, Edward learned his lesson and took the damn photo.
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