Local Weeb Comes Out From Hentai Dungeon To Grab Bowl Of Tonkotsu Ramen
Local Weeb Comes Out From Hentai Dungeon To Grab Bowl Of Tonkotsu Ramen

Local Weeb Comes Out From Hentai Dungeon To Grab Bowl Of Tonkotsu Ramen

After 2 days in ‘hentai hibernation’, local weeb, Trevor Ho, is hitting pause.

The self described Japanese culture enthusiast, will come out from his lair and break bread at the counter of his favourite Ramen shop, Ramen King Chinatown.

“Recharge des so I can consume more des!” Trevor yells at the counter. 

“Tonnnnnnkatsu ramennnnnn!”

The polite Japanese counter lady obliges, and in no time Ho is slurping down a large bowl of pork bone broth, slices of pork and scallions, or, the perfect sustenance.

“It’s got all the macro and micro nutrients for high stimulus weeb activity including arcade gaming , cosplay” reports our Weeb expert, Ken Kawasi.

“Or in Trevors case, Hentai”

The 1000 calorie dish is considered  the optimal nutrition to take Trevor through another intensive two day session of Anime-style adult films. 

“Just try it for yourself” adds Ken.

Trevor however, the jobless film critic, plans to make this session a 4 day bender. 

“Sumimasen?  6 Gyoza? Takeaway? What only Vegetarian left? Okay that’s fine just extra fried please”

Our journo tried to get a hold of Trevor his way home. He hissed aggressively before running home.

Weeb out. 

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