Marina Bay Sands Prepares For Drop Off In Wannabe Instagram Influencers This Summer
Marina Bay Sands Prepares For Drop Off In Wannabe Instagram Influencers This Summer

Marina Bay Sands Prepares For Drop Off In Wannabe Instagram Influencers This Summer

Following the bastardisation of its venue in the 2018 summer flick: Crazy Rich Asians, Marina Bay Sands Singapore began swift preparations to accomodate for its new clientele, aspiring Instagrammers.

But after a two year run, 2020 and Coronavirus has put an indefinite hold on any new half naked sunset photos.

“Oh my days I cannot I am so happy lor”

Mary Sentosa (Infinity Pool Cleaner).

Marina Bay Sands (MBS) is now preparing for a drop off in foot traffic from  this key demographic. 

However, early feedback from staff however indicates that despite an expected drop in revenue, there is a growing sentiment along the lines of ‘good fucking riddance’.

“You mean I don’t need to help take photo of Asian Australian girl with a farmer peasant tan?” says Mary Sentosa (Infinity Pool Cleaner).

“Oh my days I cannot I am so happy lor”

Instagrammers who are hoping to book a stay at the resort have not officially been denied, but their talent agencies have been told ‘try posting an old photo first’.

Despite backlash from various influencers including Cabramatta’s own Vanessa Truong who yesterday posted ‘MBS is fucking cooked bro’, staff at the accomodation simply don’t care. 

“Of course we wish it was 2018, summer of Nick Young lah” shrugs Simon Chew (Head Of Food and Beverage).

“But we’re in the middle of a fucking pandemic lor is it not one?”

 

Introducing our first ever merch:

The LB x LG Tee

 

More on this story to come.


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