Marketing Student Under The Illusion He’ll Be Sipping Whiskey With Don Draper

Marketing Student Under The Illusion He’ll Be Sipping Whiskey With Don Draper

Despite spending the last half decade deferring his degree to chase a few European summers, 5th year marketing major Jason Pamolares has a pretty good picture of what his future employment prospects look like.

“I’m gonna get a job in advertising. You know, like TV ads?” Jason Pamolares told the guest lecturer during this mornings career talk.

“Kind of like Don Draper haha” 

At this very moment, the speaker realised he was dealing with an Advertising Industry virgin. But for his own entertainment, he implored Jason to continue.

“You’ve seen Mad Men Right?” said a now excited Jason. Great show.” 

“I could like smoke a cigar. Come up with some concepts, maybe have a whiskey with Mr. Draper himself ha ha. Too easy”

Many of the undergrads in the same jobless shoes as Jason murmured with intrigue.

“That’s a great idea” whispered a few voices.

We found the guest lecturer in the bathroom shortly after, who appeared to be in tears from laughter.

“Oh man, that’s fucking good. They actually think-“

After collecting himself, William left us with some sobering thoughts.

“It’s cute, but you’re all gonna end up as agency bitches who bid for Google ads”.

More on Jason’s career opportunities to come.

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