Mates Leave The City As Fucking Losers After Getting Greedy At Casino
Mates Leave The City As Fucking Losers After Getting Greedy At Casino

NO MORE BETS

For one group of friends, Saturday night seemed to be ticking off all the right boxes.

Jacob Han (25), Daniel Ho (26) and Malin Jasingh (26) had been kicking back at a friends rooftop party in Pyrmont – just a stones throw away from The Star .

Upon realising this, Ho submitted to the trio that the night was still young,

“What should we do after this boys? I hear good fortune is just around the corner.”

With the party on its tail end, all three nodded at each other in silent agreement.

“Yeah wouldn’t mind dropping 20 on black” said Jacob. “Once we double our money, we’ll go get KFC and end the night as kings.”

“Year of the rat baby” agreed Malin.

This would mark the beginning of the end as just 10 minutes later, Marlin, hedged red against Jacob’s black – guaranteeing one would have to lose on roulette.

“I knew we were doomed” Daniel later told The Native.

“After that I got up to 60 from 30 then lost it all.”

“Then I tried to win it back, which I didn’t, so now I’m down 100”

“But if you think that’s bad check out how much Jacob fucked up.”

YAP now understands Jacob transferred $200 from his UBank savings account to chase the money he later lost on blackjack.

“Yeah I was thinking ‘one more bet’ after I lost my first 200. So I went all in”

“And now I’m fucked cos I gotta renew my car insurance next week”

We spoke to management who say it’s not their fault that the trio suck at gambling.

“No more bets,” said the unnamed suit. “Fucking losers”

It’s believed the trio later attempted to get KFC before going home. KFC was under refurbishment.

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