Tanya Kim (27, Former LG) is scrambling to sanitize her hands from Poteko chips and sanitize her non-work related work tabs before her Zoom call which starts in two minutes.
Zoom Video Communications is a remote conferencing services company headquartered in San Jose, California. It provides a remote conferencing service that combines video conferencing, online meetings, chat, and mobile collaboration. Source: Wikipedia lol.
The middle manager from a media agency still trudging along in this descending economy is both blessed and cursed by still having to work from home
“Hey be a minute, just pulling up the presentation,” she lies as she closes all her compromising tabs.
“Get rid of that!” She mutters to herself as she swiftly clicks ‘x’ on multiple tabs labelled as the following;
- Smokey eyes tutorial
- Tim tam packet calories
- Toilet paper memes
- How to date during a pandemic
- When can I travel to Europe again
- Main character in You
- How to avoid being stalked
Restricting her tabs to Mail, Calendar and the Slides she’s about to present, Tanya pulls a tactical masterclass Jurgen Klopp would be proud of.
Tanya opens up Facebook and puts it in the middle of her tabs as a power move as if to imply “I am confident in the value and spark I bring to this company to get through these difficult times.”
“Can’t make it too obvious, after all no one’s perfect” she thinks to herself.
Finally sharing her screen, Tanya pulls yet another trick from her sleeve.
Introducing our first ever merch:
“Sorry I was having some connection problems!” She lies.