“Go sit back down PLEASE!” Yells Alisha, the Virgin Australia flight attendant.
“The seatbelt sign is still on!”
Looking up from his pre-downloaded Joe Rogan podcast, Goannadeep observes the short elderly Indian woman who departed from her middle of the plane seat.
Demonstrating Herculean determination, the 5”6 woman makes a b-line for the toilets struggling against the sharp incline of the recently departed plane.
“Every God damn trip!” Mutters the glorified waitress under her breath.
“I need use toilet!”
“Sit down!” Yells Alisha.
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“Not here in your seat, you can’t sit here!” She yells at the woman who just sat in the air hostess’ seat.