Snapchat Streak With Melbourne LG in Lockdown Unlocks More Serotonin Than MDMA Come Up
Snapchat Streak With Melbourne LG in Lockdown Unlocks More Serotonin Than MDMA Come Up

Snapchat Streak With Melbourne LG in Lockdown Unlocks More Serotonin Than MDMA Come Up

A 26-year old bachelor from Sydney has today retired from partying, claiming that it no longer serves a purpose in his life.

Steven Duong made the choice sometime last week, when he hit a 43-leg Snapchat streak with a 19 year old Melbourne LG whom he’d met with on Tinder premium after setting his location to 100 km+. 

Steven receives another notification from ‘Candy Trang’.

The fitness professional now believes that he’s unlocking more serotonin than his first ever MDMA come up.

“Once you get to 20 snaps, you start getting that feeling of butterflies in the stomach” Steven tells our reporter as he opens the notification from Candy. “Like that first time you tried Molly”

“Quarantine got me feeling loco Stevie” reads the message.

Steven suddenly starts to bend over and clench his stomach, visibly in pain.

“Last week I started losing track of time” 

 

Steven moves to the sofa with his phone. He is eye rolling.

“It’s fkn lit brah”

However one former Social media influencer and recovering Snapchat addict warns that what goes up must come down.

Natalie Pham, who is practicing Yoga in her inner west share house talks of checkered past.

“Just like MDMA, there’s point of marginal returns.”

“What I’m saying is, at Snap number 50 people get bored, and that’s when she’ll disappear like the Snapchat ghost himself”

Her recommendation?

“Get out now. Don’t fall into the trap of a Snapchat streak comedown”

Steven on the other insists on continuing the streak, by going more over the top with each snap.

Steven snaps a shirtless selfie in front of our reporter for good measure.

“I don’t see myself stopping”

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