A 22 year old life enthusiast has today officially cemented his first grad role as a telemarketing salesman.
It comes after, William Vu skipped Stats 101 for the 5th time this semester and the 15th time in his undergrad career.
“I could go to the stats lecture for once so that I don’t delay my degree even further.” William reasons with himself.
“Or I could smash a couple beers and play pool with some of the architecture kids”
Likewise, the pass-average student could try get an internship this summer and setup a professional network for his mid twenties.
Or he could enjoy his summer by working in hospitality and chasing LG’s at festivals.
For every reason society gives him to set up his future, the natural Pisces seems to have an even better reason to not do it.
The choice is carpe and it’s carpe diem. William won’t going to the lecture or getting an internship this summer.
“Everybody dies, but not many people live you know?”
“Besides, call centres are technically marketing communications anyway”
Sorry Mum. Sorry Dad.
Future William will be selling either charity or life insurance policies from an office in the CBD, because Present William is living his best life until further noticed.
Introducing our first ever merch:
More spice to come.