Despite spending over a week crafting a ‘self-auction’ post in the latest Facebook group to steal our newsfeeds, YAP Native writer Ignatius Chan has seen just 34 likes and two comments since it was published 7 hours ago.
And there’s only one reason why.
“I didn’t use enough emojis bro. I was too subtle”
The Sydney-based member points to the 80% North American core of Subtle Asian Dating who on average use over 50 emoji’s per post, compared to a modest 10 on his part.
And while Ignatius does have a point, he fails to consider that he may just be ugly.
“I’m not going to confirm to these rubbish standards. Take it or leave it ladies”
One Vancouver-based user Tiffany Vu (21) says not only did Chan lack sexiness, but he failed show the right qualities needed to make her “shoot her shot”.
“Not wholesome, a misogynist and has 3 total friends on Facebook”
“All is see are Cons lmao”
Ignatius says he does have ‘Pros’ but unfortunately you won’t see them because he didn’t place enough emojis before them.
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