SUBTLE ASIAN DATING: Cons, Can't Meet Up Until Hopefully October, If This COVID-19 Thing Ends
SUBTLE ASIAN DATING: Cons, Can’t Meet Up Until Hopefully October, If This COVID-19 Thing Ends

SUBTLE ASIAN DATING: Cons, Can’t Meet Up Until Hopefully October, If This COVID-19 Thing Ends

🔥 Is it COVID or CUFFING SZN?  🔥

Subtle Asian Dating auctioneer Jerry Chan (21) could not be any more subtle about his auctioneer Jenny Nguyen’s (19) biggest con.

The two friends from Orange Country, California know it. The 500,000 members in Facebook group know it. No one needs to say it.

Jenny can’t meet you until at least October this year. 

That’s when COVID-19 may or may not be over, according to various health organisations around the world.

Until then however, Jerry can only focus on what he can control. What that is, is being completely overt and over the top with any PROS and CONS he lists for the girl he secretly likes. 

He’s decided to use The YAP Natives Subtle Asian Dating Auction Template (COVID-19 edition):

🔥 Is it COVID or CUFFING SZN?  🔥

Drop everything right now, and check out this cute AF ABG who is in another country and who you’ll probably never have a chance with!!!

Name: Jenny Nguyen

Age: 18-22

Ethnicity: Chinese/Korean/Filipino/Vietnamese 🇨🇳🇰🇭🇻🇬🇧🇬🇰🇾

Location: LA 🇺🇸🇺🇸

Height: Under 5.5ft (but you can’t tell over Zoom ha ha ha COVID-19 joke guys) 

Pros

  • 🧠BIG BRAIN – Not your average THOT! She did statistics as a freshman so can help you understand why you need to flatten dat curve. 
  • 💨 Will keep you in company in isolation*
  • 👅Wholesome but also hoesome (light jabs to let you know she’s a bit of a hoe and there’s to come)
  • Racial pun – Will be your Bun-bo bae / Will be your Nuoc mami

Cons

  • Gemini – Need I say more?
  • Extrovert – May choose to break social distancing measures.
  • Will catch COVID before she catches FEELINGS.
  • Shopaholic so have your wallet ready boys (bonus points if you get her toilet paper)
  • Lineup! she has lots of guys chasing her (one more hoe jab)
  • Too hyper to quarantine and chill

 

Introducing our first ever merch:

The LB x LG Tee

 

* Can’t meet up until COVID-19 passes so this will have to be over Skye / Zoom.

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