Hey, your mate’s here” “Haha fuck off. Yourrrrrr mate”.
A busy Friday night at Sanctuary hotel is made more lively by the sudden appearance of renowned Facebook personality Timstar.
It has been reported that several conversations of “yourrrrr mate” quickly tallies Timstar’s friend count to over 30 in a single evening.
The joke quickly dissipates when one overzealous prankstar approaches the Timstar and engages in conversation, only to discover how truly discomforting and distressing it is. Quickly realising he doesn’t wish to be seen talking to Timstar, he swiftly extracts himself and makes his way to the bar for a cheapo long island.
The general hub of jokes soon recovers, like the ebb and flow of the sea, as a new batch of hotel patrons see the Facebook star and eagerly nudge their neighbour.
“Steph, you’re definitely one of his 100 girls on the beach aye”
“Haha get fucked. You are”.
The Reality TV Show “Timstar Wants a Wife” will be taking auditions on the 1st of March. You can sign up here.